Highbrow
How to Kick Ass at Smokes' Quizzo
Take some inspiration from Sun Tzu's Art of War.
Deconstructing the Sophomore Slump
Second–year rough patch or comeback of the year?
A Drinking Game for Your Housing Search
Prepare to slap the bag.
Overheards: 11.15.17
Traditionalist: “I’m saving anal for marriage.”
Highbrow Can't Even: Slow Walkers
Please, cut the bullshit.
Decoded: Are They Networking or Going to a Date Night?
I–banking or Bankers?
What to Do During Your Five Minute Break
It tells us more than you think.
Overheards: 11.1.17
Adamant frat bro: I swear I’m gonna be a father by the end of the month.
All the Alums You'll See at Homecoming
Hurrah! Hurrah! Penn-syl-va-ni-a!
Overheards: 10.18.17
SWUG: “I’m going to cry and cum at the same time.”
The Ten Phases of Penn Plague
Which of you bastards did this to me?
Penn's Sceniest Administrator
Rush Chair or Admissions Dean? Hard to tell.
Overheards 10.11.17
Resigned WASP: “I stopped believing when God failed to answer my prayers for good dick.”
Every Kind of Freshman in the Club You Just Joined
Do less.
That's Such a Fucking Lie
We're here to catch you in all your hyperbolic glory
