Highbrow
You're a Wizard, Harry
For the majority of my generation, the Harry Potter series conjures memories of magical childhood nights lined up outside of Barnes and Noble and heated debates about which Hogwarts house you would be in.
The Round Up: 09.25.2014
Dear readers: you’re the Rosh Hashanah to my Yom Kippur.
Overheards: 09.25.2014
Asian SDT: If I learn Hebrew does that make me eligible for Birthright?
The Warmth of Privilege
I have, over the course of the last few years at Penn, occasionally left my jacket behind at a party.
Colonic Dispatch
If you can’t get your shit together, remove it.
Overheards: 09.18.2014
OCR Virgin: Should I bold my ACT score on my resume?
The Round Up: 09.18.2014
The Social Ivy has a new title—welcome to the #1 party school in the nation. Playboy Magazine dubbed Penn as the best place for undergrads to party.
My Penn Addiction: Complaining about Performing Arts Troupes
“I absolutely hate Glee Club shows,” I say to a friend after being forcibly handed a flyer on Locust.
The Round Up: 09.11.2014
Course selection period is coming to an end, you’re still attending lecture and maybe you’re lucky enough to have a hot TA.
Overheards: 09.11.2014
Tabard Snob: $250K/yr is fine if you’re raising a baby and living in Kansas. Confused Frosh: So is a downtown like a bat mitzvah?
Overheards: 09.04.2014
Freshman girl at APES: This frat is the sceniest of the scene.
The Round Up: 09.04.2014
Ladies and gentlemen...tell a neighbor and phone a friend because Highbrow is back.
Doing it for the Insta
Your life, cropped and filtered.
My Summer Job Is Better Than Yours
Better than coffee runs and Bank of America.
TRUE OR FALSE: Benjamin Franklin Facts
He'd definitely go in the Roundup.






