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Overheards 9.22.16
Most Relatable Girl Ever: I have no reason to believe this, but I'm like, pretty sure I'm pregnant.
Overheards 9.15.16
Elitist Settler: And so all of my aunts are from Idaho and that’s just like not one of the 13 colonies, you know?
6 Ways to Avoid Your DFMO
Because what happens on the dance floor should stay on the dance floor.
The Round Up 09-15-16
Penn might have recently been named one of the top schools in America for academics again, but we all know we’ve fallen from our most notable ranking as Playboy’s number one party school in 2014––and it’s probably because of weekends like this.
How To Master The Rally
Darty season seems to be in full blast, which is why Highbrow’s here to ensure your liver bounces back like a champ.
THE ROUND UP 09-08-16
You might’ve been blacked out asking, “What’s My Name?” But don’t fear, Highbrow’s here to Pon De Replay on all the crazy shit that happened.
OVERHEARDS 09-08-16
FroGro cashier: Her waist was about eight inches, but her booty was infinite.
THE ROUND UP 09-01-16
Did you get NSOoo wasted last weekend? Even if you didn’t, Highbrow’s here to welcome you back to Penn with this week’s reckless Round Up.
OVERHEARDS 09.01.16
Rejected Freshman at Phi: But I was here for Quaker Days!
A Freshman's Guide to NSO
A definitive list of Do's and Don'ts for those of us who actually read an assigned book this summer.
Street's New School Year Resolutions
Talk less, smile more.
5 Spanish Phrases for an American in Mexico
It's not easy to be an American abroad.
Locust Pocus
If nobody sees you SABSing outside Frontera, were you even there?
Highbrow's Guide to Birthright
Birthright is what you make it. Or, at least, what you Insta.
No Mo' FOMO
PSA: Comparison is the thief of joy.
OVERHEARDS 04.14.16
Quad Security Guard inspecting Vitamin D pills: Are these narcotics?
THE ROUND UP 04.21.16
Did Fling BLAU (3LAU? Who gives a shit) by for you? Because it did for us. As we all come down from our weekend highs and start to gear up for finals, Highbrow wants to give you one last treat for your VP reprieve.
The Twelve People You'll Meet During Fling
Sort of like that book "The Five People You Meet in Heaven," except not quite as enlightening.
THE ROUND UP 04.14.16
And the freshmen all nestled in their shitty dorm beds, while visions of debauchery danced in their heads. But before we can give our Fling critique, let's look back on those mistakes made last week.
