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Overheards 08.30.17

Washed up frat star: God is dead, and frats have killed him.

by 34TH STREET MAGAZINE

Study Finds NSO Is Only Thing Penn Students Are On Time For

We have exactly SIX minutes to get to backlot, guys.

by ANDREA BEGLEITER

All Your NSO Questions, Answered

Will there be ice breakers? One of the main goals of NSO is to get to know your peers.

by SHOSHANA STERNSTEIN

Boy MERTs Himself After Swallowing Too Many Hey Day Hats

I feel like you should know you don’t eat them.

by CLAIRE SCHMIDT

Shoutouts: Spring 2017

Redirecting...

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QuadLeaks: Not Even Russian Hackers Can Enter The Quad During Fling

Russia is no match for Quad security

by ANDREA BEGLEITER

Worst of Penn

Hoorah for the Red and the Ew.

by ANDREA BEGLEITER and CLAIRE S

To Whom It May Concern:

My dad knows you, so please give me a job.

by SHOSHANA STERNSTEIN

Shoutouts Submission: Spring 2017

It's the best time of the year—when you get to call out some shit.

by 34TH STREET MAGAZINE

Fraternity Chooses Overly Confusing Fake Name for Event, No One Comes

Crazy Elephant Productions Limited Presents: 90s Downtown

by CLAIRE SCHMIDT

Man Only Has Two Profile Pictures, Cannot Be Trusted

I should call the police, right?

by CLAIRE SCHMIDT

I Lived It: My Professor Played An April Fools Joke on My Class and We Had to Pretend It Was Funny

Lifetime is purchasing the TV rights to my story

by ANDREA BEGLEITER

Wharton Finally Offers Explanation for Students' Free Printing, Doesn’t Think This Is Ironic At All

Makes perfect sense!

by ANDREA BEGLEITER

A Cappella Group Somehow Confused as to Why There is a Weird Power Dynamic

Who knew a group full of kids who all want to be the center of attention could be problematic?

by CLAIRE SCHMIDT

15 Things that Are Easier to Find Than a Summer Subletter

Socially... AND fiscally liberal Wharton student

by ANDREA BEGLEITER

Overheards 3.23.17

Wall Street–bound Whartonite: Ugh, these jobs are all public interest, and I have no interest in helping the public.

by 34TH STREET MAGAZINE

Wharton pre-frosh begin recruitment for summer 2020

“I’m just grateful for another opportunity to fulfill my stereotypes.”

by ANDREA BEGLEITER

Student Panicked That Window to Post “miss this view!” Spring Break Instagram Has Passed

THERE'S NO TIME FOR VSCO, OKAY??

by CLAIRE SCHMIDT

15 reasons to darty on the weekends between St. Paddy's and Fling

Like anyone at Penn *needs* a reason

by ANDREA BEGLEITER

Breaking: Penn Student Sues Other Student After She Fails to Follow Through With Lunch Plans Made In Passing on Locust

OMG I'm running late but we HAVE to get lunch this week.

by NOA BAKER

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