Humor
Overheards 10.10.2018
Econ–Screamer: My econ midterm literally fisted me in the ass.
If BYOs Were People
"Thinks doggy–style is kinky" reacts only.
Overheards 10.03.2018
Visiting Professor: I don’t care if you all get A’s. I don’t work here. What can they do to me?
The Weirdest Penn Branded Items in the Bookstore
Look past the sweatshirts and baseball caps to find the real hidden gems.
Your Game Plan for Surviving Penn
These sports plays will teach you how to turn every decision a touchdown.
Overheards 09.27.2018
PETA Activist: Can I still eat dick if I’m vegan?
Name that College Meme Group
See how the Official Unofficial Penn Squirrel Catching Club compares to its peers.
Overheards 09.18.2018
Off Campus Recruiter: Last night, someone tried to network with me when I was drunk.
A Guide to Late Night Eats
You up? These Penn eateries are.
Overheards 09.12.2018
Boob Connoisseuress: I have quite the story to tell you about her busty jugs….
Back to School Bingo
Not enough for you to do during syllabus week? See how long it takes for you to get Bingo.
Overheards 9.05.19
Watched Narcos Once: I feel like the drug market in Philly is ripe for disruption.
Build Your Own Pregame
Need some Made in America pregame inspo? We've got you covered.
Overheards 4.25.2018
Honest Stoner: “I’ll be honest with you, I come to your class high a lot.”
Build Your Own Formal Date
Forget the Google Form. Street's got you covered.
Overheard at Fling
SWUG: 'Life is just a long Uber ride from the womb to the grave.'
What Do Comm Students Eat in Lecture?
Bringing Lyn's to lecture will never not be a power move.
The Fling Drinking Games You Never Knew You Needed
There's no better way to pregame for Cupcakke.
