Lowbrow
Nutty Dead People
In honor of National Nut Day, Lowbrow researched a bunch of nut–cases from our nation's history. You learned about them in history class, but until now, you never knew this side of them.
Things that would be worse than Trump becoming President
Donald Trump is leading the Republican polls and it appears he may actually become President. Fuck.
Where to Go After Baby Parts: The Next Move for Planned Parenthood
We all know the scandal about Planned Parenthood supposedly harvesting baby parts, but what’s next.
Plaid About You
Lots of things come with fall: Ponchos, cider, mono and the return of the lumbersexual.But most importantly of all, plaid makes its triumphant return.
Why Leaves Really Change Color
Ever wonder why the leaves turn magical, often clashing colors in the Fall? Think it's biology? Think again.
What's Next in the Land of Cool Betches
Pumpkin Spice Latte, step aside. There are some cool new products in town and they're changing everything.
Best Pope Francis Quotes
Lowbrow managed to get front row to hear Pope Francis' most moving quotes. We're important.
What to Do With Yourself When the Pope Gets Here
In case you haven't heard, the Pope is coming to town. The city might be shutting down, but Lowbrow is excited for all the cool stuff to do.
Guidelines to Having an Atheist Holiday Party
Tired of offending unsuspecting partygoers with your blatant use of religion? Fix that with these helpful guides to throwing the best, religion-free party!
Pay For Your Sins (via Venmo)
You really don’t want to have your sins still around when the Pope comes, but you’re busy. Thank God for Venmo!
Coffee Chat the OCRitis Away
Coughing, sneezing, amputated limbs, OH MY! New diseases have been affecting the Penn population. But don't fear, Lowbrow has the cures!
WHAT TO WEAR TO OCR: LOWBROW EDITION
Anna Wintour called Lowbrow for OCR advice. Our assistant took a message.
Freshmen Interpretations of OCR
Is 'chat' is a fancy way of saying shat? Coffee shats make sense. I shat with my friends all of the time.
Date or Interview: You Decide!
Lowbrow takes totally real, definitely not made up dialogue and lets you decide whether it's a date or an interview.
Penn Classes That Don't Exist But Should
Lowbrow hacked into the registrar to add classes that actually teach you how to do important things in the real world.
Wanna Shag (Carpet)?
You know that hideous burnt sienna shag carpet that covered your grandma’s floor. Well now it’s the color of a rotten PSL©. But waste can really hurt the world. Lowbrow has 10 Pinterest–ready ideas to turn the carpet into something useful.
What Your Writing Utensil Says About You
Taking notes in class? Learn what your choice says about you in this comprehensive guide so you know why your classmates are giving you that look.
EXCLUSIVE: Where Did The Drunk Freshmen Go?
As reported in the DP last week, the alcohol-related hospitalization of freshmen went from twenty-one in 2014 to seven in 2015. After extensive investigative journalism Street has discovered what some freshmen were doing instead of drinking.
