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Shoutouts!

It's been a long semester. Send us your shoutouts. We are so ready to listen.

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Fling Lineups We Would Like to See

Guett a load of this, SPEC

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Which Senior Society Chalked What?

You may have noticed the slew of senior society chalking cropping up around around campus (how else can they remind you they exist?). Lowbrow has the 411 on which gaggle of campus elites is responsible for marking up West Philly.

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Overheard at Penn: Fling Edition

Freshman girl: Where’s Molly? I lost Molly! Do you know where I can find Molly? No, Molly Schwartz!

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Lowbrow's Top 5 Darty Alternatives

Your favorite frats are offering a new batch of drug and alcohol—free Fling events.

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Lowbrow's Weekly Links: 4.6.2014

It's been a great week at Street, from our fashion guide to the money issue, and it's been a great week full of funny stuff on the internet too.

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Venmo Money Mo' Problems

Disclaimer: This section is a joke. Don't sue us. But if you do, we'll livestream it.

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Lowbrow's Money Saving Tips

Disclaimer: This section is a joke. Don't sue us. But if you do, we'll livestream it. *Live off campus?

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Where Does $1 of Your Tuition Go?

Disclaimer: This section is a joke. Don't sue us. But if you do, we'll livestream it.

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Penn Currencies in the Flesh

Lowbrow imagines what our favorite spending methods would look life if they were real billz.

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Oh No You DidIn-stagram

Lowbrow tries Instagram, fails miserably.

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Reddit AMA with Dean Furda

Just because it's on the internet doesn't make it true. And if it's in Lowbrow, it's definitely not true.  [-] puckfrinceton: Hey, big fan here.

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Lowbrow Presents: Upworthy

Upworthy is so bad. Here's our shot at making it even worse.

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Lowbrow's Weekly Links: 3.23.2014

Miss us over spring break when you were busy surfing in Costa Rica? Well, Lowbrow spent plenty of time surfing [the web] too, just for you.

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Top souvenirs from Spring Break

*Fooled you! Welcome to Lowbrow, where everything is made up and the points don't matter.*

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Lowbrow reviews your tan

50 Shades Darker: You had some k!nky $EXXX 15 Shades Darker: Blacking out in the sun was a good idea, second degree burns are so in this season.

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Interview with a Spring Break Eurotripper

Her Instagrams looked hella cool so we sat down with her to hear more about what seemed like a ~life changing~ spring break trip.

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A Text Convo With UPenn Alert

*Welcome to Lowbrow. This is all fake.*

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Penn Police Blotter

*Welcome to Lowbrow. This is all fake.*

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Conversation Starters For Your Penn Walk Home

For those terrifying 9 p.m. walks from VP to the Quad, there’s always Penn Walk. But what should you talk about? Let Lowbrow help you out.

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