Playlists
S•PACK: For a Clean Getaway
So that you don't look like the biggest hot mess on your next walk of shame
Point: High Sex Is Best
Weed calms those awkward pre–sex jitters and makes 69ing not suck, apparently.
Counterpoint: Why Weed And Sex Don't Mix
'Cause any situation that forces you to chose between a doughnut and an orgasm is simply unacceptable
Osiris: A senior society you should know about
a senior society for talented people, AKA, not you.
Ego of the Week: Roderick Cook
The co–founder of Penn Non–Cis has strong opinions on everything: fraternities, senior societies, veganism and spirit animals. Just don't ask them about Caitlyn Jenner.
*April Music Calendar*
Or: a month of concerts better than Chance the Rapper #bringbackakon
DEAR FRESHMAN SELF
Listen up, baby Quakes, this information is almost as important as the best friends you make during Penn Preview Days.
The 12–Step Guide To Getting Into the University of Pennsylvania
If you attend Penn, this won’t be the first time you’ll need to complete 12 steps.
How to Corrupt a Prospective Penn Student
A prelude to the best—and most sinful—four years of their lives.
Aries Helps Cure Your Phone Addiction
Whether we like it or not, we live in a day and age where some people think that wearable technology is the greatest thing since sliced bread.
Half-Marathon Playlists
For those brave enough to endure 13.1 miles of wishing you were at Sabrina’s for brunch.
Learning Differently
Students with disabilities are perhaps the hardest workers at Penn, putting in twice the effort just to reach the baseline.
Highbrow Decodes Pottruck
Greek life is not the only tiered institution at Penn.
THE ROUND UP 04.07.16
Before you commit yourself to seeing five performing arts shows this weekend, we need to aca–tell–ya all things brunch and all–around bold. In case you need a little more than some aural fixation, the Round Up is here to satisfy your gossip cravings.
OVERHEARDS 04.07.16
Guy in Frontera: Major in econ. The power of money compels you.
I Guess I’m Ready to Graduate
How AmEx, The Debate Team and Kweder helped me realize it's time to move on.
Your New Best Friend: Penn Video Network
Penn's campus resource for everything television.
Headliner: Media App of the Future
The brainchild of Penn alumna Caroline Klatt (C '11) aims to bring you news in an easily digestible format.

















