BIOL 230—Aviary Mating Habits: Learn intricacies of animal mating. For example, penguins are the only bird that mates for life and then ends up resenting their mates and sleeping with their secretaries—not out of desire but out of spite.

• CHEM 420—Cannabis and the Brain: This class totally isn’t a cop. We would have to tell you if this class was a cop.

• PHYS 001—Gravity: A look into John Mayer’s Career. Emphasizing his 2006 album “Continuum”.

• MEAM 120—From MEAM to MEME: The engineering of “I Can Haz Cheezburger Cat”

• GEOL 340—Taking Geologists for Granite: A survey of history’s most under–acknowledged “Rock Stars.”

• BIOL 104—How Real is BioShock 4: The answer may surprise you. (Hint: not very.)

• CRIM 345—Watching Too Many Serial Killer Documentaries (Alternatively called: How to Freak Yourself Out): Wait. Did you hear that? Who’s there? I thought my roommate was home this weekend. Oh god, oh god, oh god. This is cross listed with PSYC 345.

• ENVS 385—Water, Water Everywhere So Let’s All Have a Drink: The polar ice caps are melting.

• ENGR 003—STEM for Women: Inspiring female engineers to earn less than their male colleagues in their scientific careers.

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