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Street: Be honest, how many girls have you picked up from being in Penn Dhamaka?
Why did you sign up? Partially curiosity, partially wanting to have my ego stroked.
1. Make it a spring piece instead of a winter staple by pairing it with a miniskirt or a bikini—or better yet, just underwear.
Frank Ocean: Mr. Ocean has been an undercover mermaid, excuse us, merman since hitting the R&B scene.
Rock in Reno: Rock in Rio has moved to Vegas this year, but Rock in Reno is the real highlight of Nevada’s music scene, anyway. Headlining this year is Boys Like Girls, a band that totally is relevant and still exists. Other acts include D4L (you may know them for their preeminent song: “Laffy Taffy”), KT Tunstall and Daniel Powter. Grab your bucket hats and fanny packs; this festival is one you don’t want to miss.
The line up you have been waiting for
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We roamed the streets of Penn's off–campus neighbs to find the best wifi names, from the shameless to the puntastic. Passwords not included, sorry.
My first kiss was at a Jewish summer camp. My second was at the Maccabi games. Do you see a pattern here? I love me some good Hebrew National salami. Let me spell it out for you: I’m addicted to Jewish boys. I’m not saying that I wouldn’t blow a goyim’s shofar, but I prefer my hotdogs without a bun. My appetite for members of the tribe was satiated at Penn as Jewish boys abound (#blessed). You can’t swing a grogger on this campus without knocking off a metaphorical yarmulke. (To the shiksas out there: it's a thing you shake during Purim.)
Here's a recap of our Spring Dining Guide.
The weather may not be heating up yet, but Arts is. While you’re waiting for naked–roof–sunbathing weather, you can live vicariously through our rap– theme rundown of on–campus nudity.
Betch about betchier betch: She seriously needs to stop. I just watched her 50 second Snapstory about today’s Magic Carpet cookie flavors.
Holy shit—it’s about to be a holy weekend. Between Easter and Passover, Highbrow has our hands full with family festivities. We’re looking forward to eating our weight in chocolate while simultaneously avoiding bread like the plague. But that’s okay, gluten–free is trendy! For you Jewish Quakers making the exodus to NYC (Ed. note: Scarsdale and Long Island don’t count), please make sure to avoid putting anything that rises into your dirty mouths. No matter what holiday you’re celebrating this weekend, just remember: Highbrow is like God, you can’t see us, but we’re always watching.
We've definitely had that professor who was "the worst." Here's to the professors who are real diamonds in the rough.
We know what you are thinking.
• Okay, so you wear workout clothes to class. (We all know you aren’t actually going to Pottruck; you have a computer with you.) We want you to push it farther. Now that we know you can wear running shorts to an academic function, why not present your thesis while presenting your legs in spandex?
Peels Diet: On this diet you can only eat the peels of various fruits and vegetables, but you can eat as much of those peels as you want. Sit down with a bucket of lemon peels and dig in.
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