Highbrow

Winter's Here, Bitch

Highbrow's guide to hibernation.

by ANGELA LIN

A Drinking Game for Your Housing Search

Prepare to slap the bag.

by LUCIA KIM

Overheards: 11.15.17

Traditionalist: “I’m saving anal for marriage.”

by 34TH STREET MAGAZINE

Highbrow Can't Even: Slow Walkers

Please, cut the bullshit.

by DANIEL BULPITT

Decoded: Are They Networking or Going to a Date Night?

I–banking or Bankers?

by DANIEL BULPITT

That's Such a Fucking Lie: 11.8.17

Back on our bullshit.

by LUCIA KIM

What to Do During Your Five Minute Break

It tells us more than you think. 

by ANGELA LIN

Overheards: 11.1.17

Adamant frat bro: I swear I’m gonna be a father by the end of the month.

by 34TH STREET MAGAZINE

All the Alums You'll See at Homecoming

Hurrah! Hurrah! Penn-syl-va-ni-a!

by DANIEL BULPITT

Highbrow's Guide to Penn Halloween Costumes

So you won’t be the millionth person dressed as “Slutty Event Observer"

by AVNEET RANDHAWA

Wack Things at Penn: Greek Rank

Bruh, move down a tier.

by DANIEL BULPITT

Overheards: 10.18.17

SWUG: “I’m going to cry and cum at the same time.”

by 34TH STREET MAGAZINE

The Ten Phases of Penn Plague

Which of you bastards did this to me?

by TYLER DANIELS

Penn's Sceniest Administrator

Rush Chair or Admissions Dean? Hard to tell.

by DANIEL BULPITT

Overheards 10.11.17

Resigned WASP: “I stopped believing when God failed to answer my prayers for good dick.”

by 34TH STREET MAGAZINE

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