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Highbrow

Winners and Losers of 2017

Event Observers, halal trucks, and the ozone layer—who took an L and who came out on top?

by ANNABELLE WILLIAMS

How to Kick Ass at Smokes' Quizzo

Take some inspiration from Sun Tzu's Art of War.

by ANNABELLE WILLIAMS

Deconstructing the Sophomore Slump

Second–year rough patch or comeback of the year? 

by LUCIA KIM

Winter's Here, Bitch

Highbrow's guide to hibernation.

by ANGELA LIN

A Drinking Game for Your Housing Search

Prepare to slap the bag.

by LUCIA KIM

Overheards: 11.15.17

Traditionalist: “I’m saving anal for marriage.”

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Highbrow Can't Even: Slow Walkers

Please, cut the bullshit.

by DANIEL BULPITT

Decoded: Are They Networking or Going to a Date Night?

I–banking or Bankers?

by DANIEL BULPITT

That's Such a Fucking Lie: 11.8.17

Back on our bullshit.

by LUCIA KIM

What to Do During Your Five Minute Break

It tells us more than you think. 

by ANGELA LIN

Overheards: 11.1.17

Adamant frat bro: I swear I’m gonna be a father by the end of the month.

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All the Alums You'll See at Homecoming

Hurrah! Hurrah! Penn-syl-va-ni-a!

by DANIEL BULPITT

Wack Things at Penn: Greek Rank

Bruh, move down a tier.

by DANIEL BULPITT

Overheards: 10.18.17

SWUG: “I’m going to cry and cum at the same time.”

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The Ten Phases of Penn Plague

Which of you bastards did this to me?

by TYLER DANIELS

Penn's Sceniest Administrator

Rush Chair or Admissions Dean? Hard to tell.

by DANIEL BULPITT

Overheards 10.11.17

Resigned WASP: “I stopped believing when God failed to answer my prayers for good dick.”

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Little Penn Victories

Highbrow can be wholesome too.

by ANGELA LIN

Every Kind of Freshman in the Club You Just Joined

Do less.

by MOHAMMAD SAMROZ

That's Such a Fucking Lie

We're here to catch you in all your hyperbolic glory

by NICK CASTORIA

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