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Tweet of the Week: 04.29.14

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The Round Up: 04.24.2014

Raise your hand if you’ve ever been personally victimized by 34th Street Magazine. Yes, this was on the back of our Fling tanks.

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Overheard at Penn: 04.24.2014

M&T Girl: Do you think I can read my cheat sheet if it’s size 5.5 font?

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The Best of the Round Up: Fall 2013 to Spring 2014



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Craigslist: Penn Edition

Looking for summer subletters? Highbrow found some listings you might be interested in.

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Word on the Street: Life 101

I think our understanding of a “general education” needs an update. Living World and Formal Reasoning are, in theory, useful subject matters.

by NICOLE MALICK

Overheard at Penn: 4.17.2014

Guetta Girl 1: I’m on soooo many drugs right now. Guetta Girl 2: I’m on my anxiety meds?!

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The Roundup: 4.17.2014

We’re just gonna cut right to the chase. Sex. Drugs. Fling. Let’s Guett it. Let’s start with the Quad, the “heart” of Spring Fling.

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Tweet of the Week: 04.15.2014

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Fling, Flang, Flung: Fling through the decades

Remember when Fling used to happen? Remember when the Round Up was actually mean? Highbrow looks back on the Fling gossip of Street’s archives.

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Overheard at Penn: 04.10.2014

Indian 1: Dude, I heard he Frenched her. Indian 2: What does that even mean? Indian 3: Indians these days...

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Word on the Street: Drag Me To Heaven

It’s 1 a.m. on Thursday morning and I’m sandwiched between a mirrored wall and four drag queens at a booth in an empty gay bar.

by ALEXANDRA STERNLICHT

Ask Lala: Eating Out

Dear LaLa, My girlfriend is coming for fling and we haven’t seen each other in months.

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The Roundup: 04.10.2014

PSA: This Round Up has been forced to relocate to the Roxxy by the Bureau of Liquor Control Enforcement.

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Tweet of the Week: 04.09.2014

Remember to tweet before you fling.

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Ask LaLa: On Becoming Headmaster

Dear LaLa, Last week I was blowing this guy after my date night and everything was going pretty well.

by LALA

Overheard at Penn: 04.03.2014

JAP: How does Ernest Owens have a boyfriend and I don’t? (Ed. Note: Ernest also was selected for EOTW and you weren't.) Guy on Locust: They couldn’t get actual drugs, so she took a horse tranquilizer. Pledge: My Tinder standards are, like, not as low as my real standards. Hipster: Once I realized they were in Pikapp I was like “WTF” because I thought they went to Drexel.

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If Highbrow Had A Million Dollars...

Here's how much of it we'd shell out to see each of these things go down.

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Word on the Street: The Lucky Ones

Last Thursday, Penn released its regular admission decisions for the class of 2018. Only 9.9% of the 35,868 applicants were accepted.

by CLARE LOMBARDO

The Round Up: 04.03.2014

Highbrow’s starting a new senior society. You want in? Sorry, we’re not looking for Greek “leaders” or overhyped athletes.

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