Listings: Television

True Life: I Have an Eating Disorder Thu, April 4, 10 p.m. MTV True Life has touched on some very serious subjects in the past. For example, they have looked at porn stars, baby mama drama, breast implants or reductions, and most importantly, porn stars. This week, True Life takes a look at the world of eating disorders. They say one in four college age women has an eating disorder. That is some serious stuff, kids. So, grab a cheeseburger and let MTV tell you how to eat. Cher: The Farewell Tour Tue, April 8, 8:30 p.m. NBC Remember when Celine Dion had a "farewell tour?" Yeah. Doesn't she have her own like stadium now where she performs for all the losers who rush off to go see her? Damn you, Celine Dion, and your ugly baby. Anyway, I wouldn't worry to much about not seeing Cher again, 'cause she has had so much plastic surgery and been around for so long, she will definitely out-live us all, but catch this show anyway. It should be a "half-breed" of a good time.