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Like Steve Nash or a fine wine, Clint Eastwood is getting better and better in his old age.
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Like Steve Nash or a fine wine, Clint Eastwood is getting better and better in his old age.
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I'm faded right now. These are the 10 things I want to eat. Trust me on these. You won't be sorry.
Oh theeeeeere you are! After what seems like months of hibernation, it is lovely to see your shining face again, o' glorious Sun. I'd almost forgotten what happiness felt like until you peeked your golden face out from behind the clouds this past week. I want you to know that we all missed you very much and are so glad to have you with us once more. And hey, The Sun, one more thing: if you ever fucking disappear like that again for an extended period of time, especially during Spring Fling, I will take out my frustration by destroying your likeness on every box of Raisin Bran I can get my pale, freezing hands on.
When beer flows like wine,
Human curling -- Just like actual curling, except instead of that weird iron-on-a-piece-of-rock thing, you use midgets.
We understand that football is not everyone's cup of tea, so here are some fail-safe phrases to mask the fact that you know absolutely shit about football.
The word on the street is that you, Penn students, have f*cked up. You've neglected the masterpiece that is Arrested Development. Despite volumes of critical praise and six Emmy's including Outstanding Comedy Series, you've refused to watch this brilliant program. As both an analyst and a therapist (the world's first analrapist), I will explain exactly why it is you haven't watched, and to hopefully persuade you to start doing so before it's too late.
10 An anchor - this would make your bag very heavy. If you ask for candy, and someone gives you an anchor, simply reply that you appreciate the gesture, but you'd rather have a Twix than an anchor because a Twix is small and tastes like childhood while an anchor is large and tastes like barnacles.
Round 1 -- The Obvious
Mischievious -- Do you think the kids would notice if I take off my pants? Yeah, they would. It's hard not to notice my love-baton.
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