Campus Life
Ego of the Week: Chantal Low
She may be engaged but she still wants to go to date nights, so someone man up and ask this former Israeli soldier to your formal.
A Catholic's Take on Ash Wednesday
Please don't feed us.
WOTS Love Week: Parental Advisory
When "it's complicated" doesn't even scratch the surface.
WOTS Love Week: Coming Out Swinging
I started exploring late in the game, and now I'm stuck with more questions than answers.
Letter From the Editor 02.04.16
I don’t remember what I did last weekend.
Taking Penn Online
Penn's community exists online beyond social media.
THE ROUND UP 02.04.16
Tis the sneeze–in for snotty noses and even (s)naughtier situations. If you think your sore throat is bad, at least be thankful that you're not being featured in the Round Up this week.
10 First Semester Friends You're Trying to Get Rid of
You're all fucking dropped.
OVERHEARDS 02.04.16
Jewish boy in Hillel: Anyway, I was born jaundiced. Girl walking with her friends: So my birthday's on 4/20, right?
What Interminable Illness do you Have?
SRAT, FROSH or SWUG: What sickness will your lifestyle land you?
Ego of the Week: Rolanda Evelyn
Rolanda Evelyn is President of Penn Fashion Week and is working for Google. Read on to find out more about how much cooler she is than you.
Letter From the Editor 01.28.16
OCR has got to be, like, the biggest joke at Penn.
THE ROUND UP 01.28.16
Winter Storm Jonas wasn’t the only thing that did damage this weekend. From your bid party to your snarty (for the uninformed: that’s a snow darty) to your 3am McFlurry, we caught drift of your snowy escapades.
OVERHEARDS 01.28.16
One professor to another professor: I admire you because you're delicious.
Look at this Stuff, Isn't it Neat?
I unearthed a resource from Penn's soil—and you should, too.
A Day in the Life: Normal Human vs. Pledge vs. OCR
Because you never realized how weirdly similar pledging and doing OCR were.
Ego of the Week: Megan and Kelly Bridges
These twins aren't telepathic and they don't want to indulge your twincest fantasies, but they're saving the world so you should give a shit.
Penn's Cutest Siblings
How do we sign up to be a member of these families? Asking for a friend.
An Open Letter to Sad Freshmen Girls
Penn is more than rush.
