Campus Life
Undergraduate TAs at Penn: The TAs Among Us
Street discovers what it's like when your Thursday morning recitation is taught by the same guy you saw in the line for Sink–or–Swim at Smokes' the night before.
Overheards 09.10.15
AKPsi member at a frat pregame:Cheers to Excel!
Round Up 09.10.15
We hope you celebrated Labor Day by putting your liver to work. Highbrow is sad to say that summer has come to an end, but have no fear baby Quakers, things are just starting to heat up in the Round Up.
How basic was your Labor Day weekend?
Did you go to the beach?
THE ROUND UP 09.03.15
Listen up, fresh meat—there are few things more important at Penn than the Round Up. Throughout the year, we will be providing you with Penn’s most scandalous gossip. Take off your offensive Dior sunglasses because Highbrow is about to throw some serious
Ego of the Week: Jacob Wallenberg
This IFC President may be head of the greeks, but he identifies more with Buddhist monks than the gods (even though he looks like one).
The Classics Are Dead, and So is My Future
How one English major learned to love uncertainty in a world of Wharton.
Overheards 09.03.15
Scruffy boy on Locust: It’s not business, it’s an orgy.
Penn's Most Eligible Athletes
When it comes to being sexy, these athletes certainly bring their A game.
Surviving and Thriving without a Smartphone
Resisting the switch to a smartphone has been a smart decision for my social life.
Your 2014-2015 Highs and Lows
In honor of our final Spring issue, Street asked you to look back on the ups and downs of your year.
Ego of the Week: Chloe Bower
If you haven't seen Street's former HBIC around these days, it's because she's found the SABSiest new place on campus: her bed. Don't let her resting bitch face fool you—there's One Direction to her heart, and that's a bottle of sauvignon blanc and cold brie.
Overheards 04.23.15
Boy in Steiny D bathroom: There were basically two Flings this year—one for Latinos and another for everyone else.
The Round Up 04.23.15
Love might be Kesha’s drug of choice, but we prefer gossip. We hope your finals are easier to pass than your summer internship’s random drug tests.
The Meh List: Post–Fling/Pre–Finals Edition
Not good, not bad. Just meh.
Shoutout from the Editor 4.23.15
To the readers and to the trolls: In honor of shoutouts, I am writing my final HBEIC letter of the semester in shoutout form to the people who made this possible.
Ego of the Week: Matthew Duda
Daddy Duda isn't going to be a doctor just because his initials are MD. Cross your fingers next time you get MERTed that "the hot MERT guy" is on call.
Greek Life is Inherently Sexist
Spring Fling serves as a reminder that our social lives are dominated by Greek life. But why do we calmly accept a fucked–up system where men get to call all the shots?
The Round Up 04.16.15
Begin your pregames by brushing your teeth with a bottle of Jack, but with Highbrow on the prowl, you better watch your back.
