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TURN IT OFF AND MASTURBATE INSTEAD -- Worst of '04
The unleashing of I Love the 90's. Remember flannel? Thank you VH1 for catapulting me back into post-traumatic stress syndrome.
What's your Gay-Q?
1. On Will & Grace, Jack gets cast as a straight man in a commercial. What does Karen say when she finds out? (a) "You're as gay as a clutch purse on Tony night.
Gay as McGreevey
Sex, drugs, and a shitload of sly sarcasm are back. NBC's best primetime sitcom has finally released its third season on DVD.
Soft porn & saunas
Queer as Folk - The Complete Third Season Critics and viewers alike continue to praise Queer as Folk as a groundbreaking, honest, witty, and sexy series as the third season comes to a close.
Watch this or Die
Our definitive guide to all things hot and not. Desperate Housewives: Hands down the best new drama on TV.
Dave does deutschland
Insomniac with Dave Attell has been exploring the after-hours occupations of the world's insomniacs and promoting wanton alcoholism to late-night viewers since 2001.
Hebrew Humor
Jews are fun to laugh at. From Philip Roth's Portnoy's Complaint to Seinfeld to Adam Sandler's "The Hanukkah Song (versions ad nauseum)," the rule is tried and true: laugh at a Jew and you will be laughing for a long time.
Instant Gratification
If These Walls Could Talk by Matt Kuruc In a country as polarized as ours, it has become nearly impossible for people to come together to discuss controversial issues.
California, here we come?
It all started with 90210 : a rich gang of Beverly Hills High Schoolers desperately trying to make it through the drama of their teenage years.
Cali on DVD
Saved by the Bell -- Seasons 1 & 2 If you want a flashback to 1989, look no further than the halls of Bayside High in Pacific Palisades, CA.
Looney toons
Comedy Central has always tended to the absurd -- foul-mouthed eight-year-olds, fake news shows and the idea that Colin Quinn is funny, for example.
Editor's Picks: Best cartoons ever
Jon Levin (Guides): Doug Best episode: Doug composes a bluegrass song about his crush, Patti Mayonnaise.
ZeN-Trification
Near the end of an election year in which everyone who was anyone parlayed their opinions into hardcover format, The Daily Show's Jon Stewart wasn't going to be left out.
Almost Famous
In the beginning, Philly was all about the idea of exposing itself on cable by hosting The Real World. Seriously, we even protested in the streets to get the stupid show to come here.
Which TV network are you?
You know you're bored, you might as well find out... 1. You just got dumped. You: (a) Dissect the break-up the next day on your annoying radio show. (b) Drop some acid then go look at the bodies in the family morgue.
TV on DVD
Popular -- the complete first season This show was admittedly the poor man's My So-Called Life, with a typical teenybopper cast of characters (the rich bitch, the quarterback, the ambiguously gay guy, the weird activist) and supposedly witty one-liners like"Michael Jackson called, he wants his eyebrows back." So why does it merit preservation for posterity on DVD?
Change sucks
There are times in life when that which you love is also that which you loathe. I am familiar with this feeling -- the queasy nausea of obsessive repulsion.
NBC ya later
Motivated by nostalgia to continue the ten plus years of bonding with the gang at Central Perk, I tuned in to Joey (Thursdays at 9 p.m.) with the hope that Tribbiani wasn't dead.
Sex and the Suburbs
Those of us sitting at home mourning the loss of Sex and the City on Sunday nights can check out this new group of girlfriends.

