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Dude: Isn’t that like a rule? If it has “man” in it then it’s a Jewish name?
September 27, 2012 at 5:40 am

Like a typical college student, I’m on a budget. While I enjoy treating myself to a real, non–dining hall meal or a new pair of sandals from Zappos every once in a while, the fact is that gold is not raining down on me.
September 27, 2012 at 5:37 am

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September 25, 2012 at 2:42 pm

Oooooh, girl, it is not a good week to be a member of the frat formerly know as Skulls. So many questions!
September 20, 2012 at 5:56 am

OMG, Highbrow’s givin’ you a little lesson on the lingo you should be using. TTFN. L...O...L?
September 20, 2012 at 5:53 am

It’s happened to the best of us. You spend the evening chatting it up with someone in your hall/suite/living unit and end with that fateful question: “Hey, what time do you have class tomorrow?” The other person answers: “10 a.m.” You obviously start at 10 and pose the question: “Hey, wanna walk over together?” The person nods excitedly and your plan is set. Stop right there. That was a terrible idea.
September 20, 2012 at 5:46 am

Guy 1: Why did Skulls get kicked off of campus? Guy 2: Someone died. Guy 1: AGAIN?! Freshman: You know what?
September 20, 2012 at 5:42 am

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September 18, 2012 at 6:19 am

Welcome, welcome, Penn lovies, new and old, sullen, cynical, bright and beautiful, to The Round Up. For those of you who don't know, we're Penn's weekly source of all things scandalous and shameful.
September 13, 2012 at 5:59 am

Sorority girl: Hold on, I’m stealing money from my mom. Girl: He said he’d never love anyone like he loves me.
September 13, 2012 at 5:52 am

As your trusted authority on Penn rumors, we at Highbrow will catch you up on some classic stories and help you separate the fact from the crap.
September 13, 2012 at 5:27 am

It was 2 a.m. when I got off the plane in Kolkata, India, and immediately I noticed two things: the heat, which was almost suffocating, and the condition of the airport, which consisted of only two gates.
September 13, 2012 at 5:19 am

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September 11, 2012 at 10:00 am

There are certain things that we just don't do.
April 19, 2012 at 5:58 am

April 19, 2012 at 5:46 am

Do these overheards make our ass look big? Just be honest. Highbrow ate way too many fried Oreos at Fling and now we don’t even fit into our page anymore.
April 19, 2012 at 5:43 am

TEP guy: We’ve got to keep all the doors locked. Otherwise we’re gonna get squatters. Tridelt: I’ve always wanted to be in an overheard.
April 19, 2012 at 5:35 am

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April 17, 2012 at 5:36 am

It’s almost time, kittens. Just one more day until the official start of Fling, but if you’re like Highbrow, you’ve been celebrating since Monday.
April 12, 2012 at 5:56 am

Girl reading off guy’s phone: Your mom loves you. Like, L–U–V luv. Guy: Oh my god… She’s probably drunk. Chick at Smoke’s: We’re skinny so we’re hot.
April 12, 2012 at 5:45 am