Humor
Walls We Really Need on Campus
Dear President Gutmann, please build these walls.
The 10 Best Ways to Physically Build Emotional Walls
Keep those pesky , clingy lovers just the right distance from you with these neat tactics.
Overheards 11.19.15
Delancey Boy 1: What did we do on your 21st? Delancey Boy 2: You gave me sickest vinyl ever and then I yacked on your French press.
The New San Fran: What Cities Are Waiting to Thrive!
San Francisco is really turning into the scene. But what’s next for America? Lowbrow explores what cities are sitting just waiting to turn trendy!
What it's really like to work at a start-up
Did you ever see James Franco's movie Palo Alto? We did. It sucked. TOTALLY unrepresentative of the Shallow Alto lifestyle.
Overheards 11.12.15
Hot betch: You look like my asshole when I haven't gotten a wax in a long time.
SUBMIT SHOUTOUTS
Is the new Starbucks cup ruining your holiday spirit? Does someone's social media presence give you nightmares? Tell us how you really feel with a SHOUTOUT.
How to Wear Your Sports Gear as Fashion
Soccer (also known as gay football) season may be over, so where do you wear your cleats now? Lowbrow has the solutions for that burning question and more.
What To Do With Leftover Football Toast: Four Recipes
Lowbrow gives you easy, 30-minute meals to make with your leftover toast after the football game!
Lowbrow Works Out
Here at Lowbrow, we take working out very seriously. That's why we put together this list of workouts just in time for parka season.
Serena Williams: Grunt Queen
In honor of Serena Williams coming to Penn, let's celebrate with grunts––her grunts.
10 Reasons Why You Should Definitely Not Get Vaccinated
Don't be "cool" or "healthy" and get vaccines. Be cooler and listen to Jenny McCarthy and Lowbrow. Here's a list of everything that could go wrong by getting your flu shot:
10 Last Minute Halloween Costumes You Already Have in the House
Between homework, clubs, and the buffet at Commons, Penn kids have a lot on their plates. We're sure a few of you let Halloween slip your mind. But don't worry, Lowbrow's got your back. Here are some costumes you already have in your house!
What Your Favorite Nut Says About You
We all love nuts! Use this list to discover what your preference in nuts says about you.
Overheards 10.22.15
Frustrated FroGro shopper: Khloe Kardashian just fell for the wrong guy, but love is love man.
How to Protect Your Nuts!
How to keep your nuts safe and (not too) warm this winter!
Nutty Dead People
In honor of National Nut Day, Lowbrow researched a bunch of nut–cases from our nation's history. You learned about them in history class, but until now, you never knew this side of them.
