Humor
Overheards 10.15.15
Girl on Locust: I hate girls that be like I'm Persian... Bitch, you from Iran.
Where to Go After Baby Parts: The Next Move for Planned Parenthood
We all know the scandal about Planned Parenthood supposedly harvesting baby parts, but what’s next.
Overheards 10.01.15
Girl in choker at the Writer's House: The overarching structure of fiction is phallic.
Plaid About You
Lots of things come with fall: Ponchos, cider, mono and the return of the lumbersexual.But most importantly of all, plaid makes its triumphant return.
Why Leaves Really Change Color
Ever wonder why the leaves turn magical, often clashing colors in the Fall? Think it's biology? Think again.
What's Next in the Land of Cool Betches
Pumpkin Spice Latte, step aside. There are some cool new products in town and they're changing everything.
Best Pope Francis Quotes
Lowbrow managed to get front row to hear Pope Francis' most moving quotes. We're important.
What to Do With Yourself When the Pope Gets Here
In case you haven't heard, the Pope is coming to town. The city might be shutting down, but Lowbrow is excited for all the cool stuff to do.
Guidelines to Having an Atheist Holiday Party
Tired of offending unsuspecting partygoers with your blatant use of religion? Fix that with these helpful guides to throwing the best, religion-free party!
Pay For Your Sins (via Venmo)
You really don’t want to have your sins still around when the Pope comes, but you’re busy. Thank God for Venmo!
Overheards 09.24.15
Misunderstood bellydancer: I took pre–workout supplements with vodka one time and I ended up home, naked and hugging a pole.
Coffee Chat the OCRitis Away
Coughing, sneezing, amputated limbs, OH MY! New diseases have been affecting the Penn population. But don't fear, Lowbrow has the cures!
WHAT TO WEAR TO OCR: LOWBROW EDITION
Anna Wintour called Lowbrow for OCR advice. Our assistant took a message.
Freshmen Interpretations of OCR
Is 'chat' is a fancy way of saying shat? Coffee shats make sense. I shat with my friends all of the time.
Date or Interview: You Decide!
Lowbrow takes totally real, definitely not made up dialogue and lets you decide whether it's a date or an interview.
Overheards 09.17.15
Huntsman senior: I would never have sleepovers with my hookups—my breath smells like a diaper in the morning, and I get really self conscious about it.
Penn Classes That Don't Exist But Should
Lowbrow hacked into the registrar to add classes that actually teach you how to do important things in the real world.
Wanna Shag (Carpet)?
You know that hideous burnt sienna shag carpet that covered your grandma’s floor. Well now it’s the color of a rotten PSL©. But waste can really hurt the world. Lowbrow has 10 Pinterest–ready ideas to turn the carpet into something useful.
What Your Writing Utensil Says About You
Taking notes in class? Learn what your choice says about you in this comprehensive guide so you know why your classmates are giving you that look.
