Humor

Even though I was afraid to buy lunchmeat when my mom would send me to the corner deli, I wasn't a shy kid.
March 27, 2003 at 12:00 am

Sheep stabbed in high school classroom -- Apparently, two sheep were in an agriculture classroom when two men entered, stabbed the sheep with a pitchfork and beat them.
March 27, 2003 at 12:00 am

We should ban you from watching MTV." My roommate has come home to find me, once again, a drooling blob on the couch, my dog next to me, watching Sorority Life. Hi, my name is Alex, and I'm addicted to reality shows on MTV.
March 20, 2003 at 12:00 am

I have never been to jail. Nor am I planning on visiting one of these fine institutions anytime in the near future.
March 20, 2003 at 12:00 am

Tell us how you really feel, Amy G.
January 1, 1970 at 7:00 am

Facebook activism and real–life activism are the same thing, right?
January 1, 1970 at 1:00 am