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Word on the Street: Housing My Concerns
A pre–frosh recently asked me what my least favorite part of Penn is. My immediate answer was housing.
Touring Penn: What You Need to Know
This week Highbrow collected actual questions asked during Penn admissions tours. Let us guide you through what you need to know and what's actually relevant.
Overheards: 10.23.14
Friendly TriDelt: I made out with 3 girls tonight...but it’s not slutty because they’re girls, right?
The Round Up: 10.23.2014
Attention: The R&B sensation, Usher, has graced Penn’s campus this week. He gave Highbrow his blessing to keep sharing West Philly’s juiciest gossip.
True Life: I'm A Low–Key Drug Dealer
They say that the best drug dealers don’t look like drug dealers. As an upper–middle–class white girl, my little side business has lifted more than a few eyebrows. But I’m no Walter White—I’m just a low–key drug dealer.
Overheards 10.16.2014
Confused GDI: Whatever, dude, it doesn’t matter half of the class is in A’s so we’re gonna do well.
Eating Up Our Time
There’s no denying that at a school like Penn every minute is working overtime, and even then there never seems to be enough time.
The Round Up: 10.16.14
Welcome back, Baby Quakes. Did you miss us? Fall break doesn’t mean a break from gossip. What happens in Vegas, doesn’t stay in Vegas? Sorry, seniors.
Overheards 10.02.2014
Dumb girl in Houston: I need to take an Adderall to get through an episode of “Scandal.”
The Round Up: 10.02.14
Midterms suck, but don’t worry, little ones, fall break is right around the corner. In the mean time, put down your coffee because Highbrow has the best stimulant on campus—gossip.
You're a Wizard, Harry
For the majority of my generation, the Harry Potter series conjures memories of magical childhood nights lined up outside of Barnes and Noble and heated debates about which Hogwarts house you would be in.
The Round Up: 09.25.2014
Dear readers: you’re the Rosh Hashanah to my Yom Kippur.
Overheards: 09.25.2014
Asian SDT: If I learn Hebrew does that make me eligible for Birthright?
The Warmth of Privilege
I have, over the course of the last few years at Penn, occasionally left my jacket behind at a party.
Colonic Dispatch
If you can’t get your shit together, remove it.
Overheards: 09.18.2014
OCR Virgin: Should I bold my ACT score on my resume?
