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What to Do During Your Five Minute Break
It tells us more than you think.
Overheards: 11.1.17
Adamant frat bro: I swear I’m gonna be a father by the end of the month.
All the Alums You'll See at Homecoming
Hurrah! Hurrah! Penn-syl-va-ni-a!
Penn Fall Calendar Just Pretty Pictures of People Avoiding Eye Contact on Locust
Leaves! Trees! Looking down at your phone!
A Series of Angry Emails Written to my Landlord
Please help, as there are foreign creatures eating our microwave
Freshman Brave Enough to Be Alone At Any Point in Time
Where's her medal of honor?
Overheards: 10.18.17
SWUG: “I’m going to cry and cum at the same time.”
Decoding Your Venmo Charges: Penn Edition
LOL!
The Ten Phases of Penn Plague
Which of you bastards did this to me?
Updated List of Events All Fraternities Must Attend
Workshop: what is a vagina?
Penn's Sceniest Administrator
Rush Chair or Admissions Dean? Hard to tell.
Overheards 10.11.17
Resigned WASP: “I stopped believing when God failed to answer my prayers for good dick.”
Handshake Renamed OneArmedHug to Foster More Accurate OCR Experience
Putting the "cute" in "recruiting"
BREAKING: Student “Activist” Selects Frame for Profile Picture That Will Solve Everything
Brb, saving the planet.
Every Kind of Freshman in the Club You Just Joined
Do less.
That's Such a Fucking Lie
We're here to catch you in all your hyperbolic glory

















