Playlists
How to live boho (or at least seem to at dinner)
1. Artsy: Chances are, you don't live in a garret or make your living as a starving artist, but in the spirit of 19th century France, built-in creative outlets are necessary for the non-traditional lifestyle.
Editor's Picks
Kevin Lo Rogue Wave Out of the Shadow On the wacky and feel-good "Kicking the Heart Out," Zach Rogue sings, "If music is my lover, you are just a tease." Judging from most of the lyrics on the Bay Area band's debut, Rogue has a witty and biting sense of humor.
Get With The Picture
Some of us are just naturally endowed with big ones. It's what distinguishes the men from the boys, the haves from the have-nots and the rock stars from the fan clubs.
Meet Andrew and his Cocker
This article appeared in the December 9th joke issue. College junior, Noble's got dark brown hair and dimples, and though he's almost 22, he readily admits that he still gets carded at Mad4Mex every time he goes. "By now it's a joke, but, I mean, it's kind of crazy.
Oedipussy Sex
This article appeared in the December 9th joke issue. 646 S. 5th St. Mon-Fri, 9 p.m., $6.90 (215) GET-ITON South Street has always been full of racy stores, from Condom Kingdom to the G-Spot.
More boobs ...and tubes
This article appeared in the December 9th joke issue. Two couples get to have a swinging week of love with strangers and, in one case, pets.
Singing to a different poon
This article appeared in the December 9th joke issue. Misty Beethoven: The Musical is destined for Oscar glory.
So you wanna be a female pornstar?
This article appeared in the December 9th joke issue. FEMALE Your favorite music is: (a) Switchfoot (b) Britney Spears (c) Marilyn Manson (d) Sly and the Family Stone Which of the following do you find delightfully large? (a) Cucumber (b) Baseball bat (c) Train (d) Tower of Pisa You're home alone, waiting for your order to arrive from Greek Lady.
Get the clap
This article appeared in the December 9th joke issue. Survivor: Prophylactic Island In the past, CBS' reality hit Survivor has relied on scheming andback-stabbing for ratings, throwing a bunch of type-A tacticians onto a desert island and watching them vote eachother off one by one.
Reviews
This article appeared in the December 9th joke issue. Various Penn Students Hookup Confessions: Volume Ever think one of your hookup experiences was truly unique?
We're hot for sausage
This article appeared in the December 9th joke issue. Ah, baseball: the days gone by of sneaking under the bleachers to devour plump wieners and fluffy buns, hoping that mom wouldn't find you and scold you for spoiling dinner.
So you wanna be a male pornstar?
This article appeared in the December 9th joke issue. MALE Which of the following names do you most like to be called? (a) Your first name (b) Sir (c) Daddy (d) Sultan of Twat Growing up, what was your dream job? (a) Rabbi (b) Professor (c) Doctor (d) Fireman Your mother catches you, looking at naughty pictures on the internet.
Hot sticky sugar sweet
This article appeared in the December 9th joke issue. While interning at Vivid Video, I happened upon a script featuring one of my good friends in a, ahem, special movie.
Hey halibut face!
This article appeared in the December 9th joke issue. Tired of heading south of the border to search Rosita's cheap yet sanitarily questionable Mexican goods?
Blue books or blue balls?
This article appeared in the December 9th joke issue. Street decided to put off its annual "Word on the Walk" interview until this last issue of 2004.
Senior goodbyes
This article appeared in the December 9th joke issue. John Carroll I get it already, I'm nice.
As we lick it
This article appeared in the December 9th joke issue. In the world of kitchen antics, the conventional positions are known: the chef on top, the one under him, and a whole slew of characters lending a helping hand.
Got $40?
This article appeared in the December 9th joke issue. Hot Spot for Hookers: Corner of 40th and Walnut, next to lamp post Mon-Fri, 12 a.m., $15 for b.j., $40/hour (215) 453-2344 Miko Oh and Lola Davenport are not whores.
Where to eat out
This article appeared in the December 9th joke issue. Alright, you spend a lot of time with yourself.
