Vice & Virtue
Three Ingredient Banana Oatmeal Cookies
If you don’t find these a–peeling, you’re bananas.
Street's Definitive Guide to Late Night Spots at Penn
Confused and sober? We got you.
Cheap Thrills: Where To Find Free Condoms on Campus
Break sexual tension, not your bank account.
Say Cheese(cake bars)!
When you want to avoid the guilt of that 1330 calorie slice at The Cheesecake Factory.
Benefits Without the Baggage
How to have casual sex consistently.
How to Survive Your Office's Happy Hour
Close out of that Excel sheet and get your drank on like an adult.
Celebrating 32 years of Avril 50
Penn may have changed, but the oldest store on Sansom hasn't.
Food Boy: Shrimp Tacos with Pineapple Salsa
Every day is Taco Tuesday!
Dispatch: Does Pineapple Make Semen Taste Better?
Based on the results in this scientific study, we conclude that pineapple affects semen taste and love is complicated.
Your Newest Running Destinations
(Hint: they’re all food, and none are in Center City)
Drink Boy: The Drunk Alter–Ego of Food Boy
Prep ya livers cuz I’m making drinks for Fling aka FLINKS.
Food Boy: Tiramisu for Me and You
You literally cannot mess this up because there is no cooking involved
S•PACK: For a Clean Getaway
So that you don't look like the biggest hot mess on your next walk of shame
Point: High Sex Is Best
Weed calms those awkward pre–sex jitters and makes 69ing not suck, apparently.
Press On: 24 Hours on a Juice Cleanse
From the girl who has an emotional attachment to cheese.
Sex Gets A Little More Satisfying
Do you ever argue with your friends about which is better, food or sex? Now, you don't need to decide between these two necessities.
Food Boy: "YAS QUEEN" Grilled Cheese
Named after my initial reaction when I took the first bite of this bomb sandwich
An Open Letter to People Who Still Use Too Much Tongue
Something to chew on...
