Rain or shine, a glass of this will make you feel like spring has sprung.
Heat 12 ounces of hot water and combine with the juice of 2 limes and 4 teaspoons of sugar.
This article is a part of the the Fall 2011 Joke Issue: Real Housewives of 34th Street.
1 shot of female aggression
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1 shot of pressure to get enough camera time
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1 shot of dysfunctional familial relationships
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1 ½ cups of general poor–taste
Pour into shaker.