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The Round Up: 10.17.2013
Did you have, like, the best Fall Break, like, ever? You just went home? Yeah, I figured from all the snapchats of your dog.
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Highbrow
My Penn Addiction: "Let's Do Lunch"
I really want you to like me, to think of me as a friend. Not like, a good friend, but at least an acquaintance.
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Highbrow
Ask Miss Cassandra: Smells that Linger and Eastern Europeans that Don't
My boyfriend and I have been together for a year now and everything has always been great in bed.
by MISS CASSANDRA
Highbrow
Tweets Illustrated: 10.3.2013
Do you tweet with abandon? Do you live your life in 140 characters or less? Keep doing what you’re doing, soul sister, ’cause Highbrow’s watching. You might just get your own tweet #illustrated.
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Highbrow
Overheard at Penn: 10.3.2013
AXO girl: Can we try and be scene–y for five minutes?
Ginger outside of Pod: Freshman year we had a contest to find our ugliest friend on Facebook.
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Highbrow
The Roundup: 10.3.2013
Never fear, dear readers, the government may have shut down, but Highbrow is still here churning out gossip and making shit work.
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Word on the street
Word on the Street: In Defense of Potheads
Admittedly, I started on this train of thought while I was high. The eating–Doritos–in–bed–alone, binge–watching–"Family Guy"–on–Netflix type of high [ed note: is there another kind?]. The fact that a lot of my peer group (basically my entire peer group) smokes weed is not news.
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Highbrow
Ask Miss Cassandra: Fixing Oral Without Swallowing Your Morals
I’m afraid that I’m bad at oral sex.
by MISS CASSANDRA
Word on the street
Word on the Street: Blame it on the Adderall
Coming to Penn, we were curious about three things:
Sex, alcohol and drugs—mainly, Adderall. The sex part was obvious.
by JACK SAVVY
Highbrow
In My Defense: Venmoing the Homeless
Last week Highbrow brought you the story of one generous Penngineer’s attempt to Venmo a homeless woman her child support payment. We tracked her down—this is her side of the story:
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Highbrow
Overheard at Penn: 9.26.2013
Betch 1: These are my “I don’t give a shit” pants.
Betch 2: Yeah, I can tell.
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Highbrow
The Roundup: 9.26.2013
It’s officially fall and you know what that means: it’s time for Amy Gutmann to start walking around campus in her peacoat, looking like a majestic Mary Poppins.
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Highbrow
Ask Miss Cassandra: Sexy Chats and Turning Sex into Chats
Dear Miss Cassandra,
I love porn. But lately, porn hasn’t been doing much to satisfy me.
by MISS CASSANDRA
Highbrow
Tweet of the Week: 9.24.2013
On a tree by a river, a little tweet twat, singing twillow, tit twillow, tit twillow.
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Highbrow
The Roundup: 9.19.2013
Welcome back, kiddies. Did you have a nice Yom Kippur? Highbrow did. While most of campus made a mass exodus back to Long Island and North Jersey, we were here: watching, waiting, commiserating.
We hear you blew more than the shofar.
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Highbrow
Penn's Famous Frat Icons
Some frats house more than free alcohol and somewhat attractive guys. Highbrow brings you all the famous frat decorations you may have overlooked. If walls could talk...
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