You voted, we found 'em.
Traditionalist: “I’m saving anal for marriage.”
Young Lucille Bluth at Copa: "I love how mean I get when I drink!"
Adamant frat bro: I swear I’m gonna be a father by the end of the month.
There are too many stories that go unheard. Help Street share them.
SWUG: “I’m going to cry and cum at the same time.”
You nominated, we heard you. It's time to vote on the Class of 2018's Senior Superlatives.
Do it, you won't.
Resigned WASP: “I stopped believing when God failed to answer my prayers for good dick.”
True patriot: "I gave my first handjob on the Washington Monument."
30 year–old–woman: "A little molly never hurt anybody."
Personal accounts on Bi Visibility
Archetypal Penn dude: "We're dating. With an asterisk."
Know a bachelorette who's truly the cream of the crop? Nominate them here!
Street is looking for unique, driven, quirky, and just all–around awesome seniors to be Ego of the Week. Sound like someone you know? Nominate them here!
Washed up frat star: God is dead, and frats have killed him.
If you were too busy daydreaming on your Penn tour to remember that the Quad was built in 1492 or the names of William Henry Harrison’s frat, we’ve created our own map of Penn landmarks every incoming student should know.
Here's the deal, kiddos - we learned some of these lessons the hard way. Now, you shouldn't have to.
DO IT, THE OLD YOU WOULD HAVE.
We’re so happy you picked up this application. Whether you’re a Penn student, an Internet pervert or a pyramid scammer, we want YOU to apply for 34th Street!