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It's the best time of the year—when you get to call out some shit.
All the things you wanted to do (but haven't yet).
Wall Street–bound Whartonite: Ugh, these jobs are all public interest, and I have no interest in helping the public.
Girl who actually knows what goes on inside of that place: Last week I threw up in Perry World House.
An OCRsexual girl: His LinkedIn is turning me on.
The younger, hipper version of Forbes 30 Under 30—just with more Quakers and (slightly) fewer billionaires.
The Virgin Mary herself: What if I just become a born again virgin? People do that right?
We'll make the decision for your baked and indecisive ass.
Sometimes you're in, but most of the time you're out.
Got a hot friend? Is he single? Can he call me? Let us know.
After spending too much time pretending like Penn actually has a syllabus week (or two), it’s time to start acting like the well–brought–up, sophisticated geniuses that we all think we are.
Oh Joe, what will we do with you?
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Every room will be equipped with KGB hidden cameras and full wiretapping technology; there are also plans to replace the statue of Benjamin Franklin with a gold–plated one of President Trump.
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