The restaurant's University City location has been shut down since August 6th.
Smokes' closed for four days on the order of the city health department.
The famous Penn BYOB now has a liquor license and is looking for a different clientele.
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Now accepting nominations for the younger, cooler '30 under 30'
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Functional fashion–forward bro: "I might fuck around and get a blanket scarf."
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We came up with a few lonely songs for the lonely.