RELS Professor: "Heroin is awesome! Don't judge it 'til you try it."
Hear both sides of their love story
Their advice? Date your friends.
Inquisitive Gay: “When everyone was yelling about ‘big dick Nick,’ I was like ‘this is the most excited I’ve ever seen straight men get about a penis’.”
We came up with a few lonely songs for the lonely.
Statesman Reader: "This is so funny! I mean, this is sarcastic, right?"
Kid upon seeing the Pee Statue: "Oh my god, it's Isaac Newton."
GEOL 125 Student: "There's only one rock I care about, and it's Kid Rock."
Tell us where it hurts, baby.
Huntsman Realist: “I can leave my coat here. These people are more likely to steal my econ notes than my jacket.”
Street objectively has good taste
Street's contenders for the absolute best song of 2017.
Our application is live and ready for the fillin' out.
His reputation and tiny hands reach all over the globe.
Thinking outside of the (wine) box at FroGro.
Traditionalist: “I’m saving anal for marriage.”
Young Lucille Bluth at Copa: "I love how mean I get when I drink!"
You voted, we found 'em.
Adamant frat bro: I swear I’m gonna be a father by the end of the month.