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Street's 2018 Senior Superlatives

You voted, we found 'em. 

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Overheards: 11.15.17

Traditionalist: “I’m saving anal for marriage.”

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Overheards 11.8.17

Young Lucille Bluth at Copa: "I love how mean I get when I drink!"

OVERHEARDS

Overheards: 11.1.17

Adamant frat bro: I swear I’m gonna be a father by the end of the month.

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A Call to Assault Survivors

There are too many stories that go unheard. Help Street share them. 

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Overheards: 10.18.17

SWUG: “I’m going to cry and cum at the same time.”

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Vote for Street's 2018 Senior Superlatives

You nominated, we heard you. It's time to vote on the Class of 2018's Senior Superlatives. 

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Street's 2017 Senior Superlatives Nominations

Do it, you won't. 

OVERHEARDS

Overheards 10.11.17

Resigned WASP: “I stopped believing when God failed to answer my prayers for good dick.”

OVERHEARDS

Overheards: 10.4.17

True patriot: "I gave my first handjob on the Washington Monument." 

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Overheards 09.27.17

30 year–old–woman: "A little molly never hurt anybody."

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Personal accounts on Bi Visibility 

OVERHEARDS

Overheards 9.20.17

Archetypal Penn dude: "We're dating. With an asterisk." 

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We're Looking for the Most Eligible Bachelorettes at Penn!

Know a bachelorette who's truly the cream of the crop? Nominate them here!

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Know Any Cool Seniors? Nominate Them For Ego of the Week!

Street is looking for unique, driven, quirky, and just all–around awesome seniors to be Ego of the Week. Sound like someone you know? Nominate them here!

Overheards 08.30.17

Washed up frat star: God is dead, and frats have killed him.

History, Mystery, and Intrigue: Penn's Most Hidden Gems

If you were too busy daydreaming on your Penn tour to remember that the Quad was built in 1492 or the names of William Henry Harrison’s frat, we’ve created our own map of Penn landmarks every incoming student should know.

Street Staff's Advice to Freshmen

Here's the deal, kiddos - we learned some of these lessons the hard way. Now, you shouldn't have to. 

The Definitive Penn Bucket List

DO IT, THE OLD YOU WOULD HAVE.

STREET APPLICATION: FALL 2017

Hello!

We’re so happy you picked up this application. Whether you’re a Penn student, an Internet pervert or a pyramid scammer, we want YOU to apply for 34th Street!

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