Not a monolith.
Did you know one of the most decorated football players of the Ivy League goes to Penn? You didn't? Read here about Alek Torgersen.
Surviving the Horrific Potential of iOS 11
...and the student body rejoices.
Step Up 4: Penn Dhamaka
... is a makeover, duh.
Someone grab the popcorn (extra butter).
Who came first? Probably not the girl.
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