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Penn's Eastward Expansion Thwarted
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Penn's Eastward Expansion Thwarted
Celebrating another year of Wharton domination atop the U.S. News & World Report "Top Undergraduate Business Schools in Southeastern Pennsylvania" rankings, we would like to take a moment to recognize some of the great moments in Western business history. Let's stroll down memory lane:
It's that time of year again, time to assess the best and worst the University of Pennsylvania has to offer. This weeks Scubbin' is dedicated to the institutions that perennially make Penn a place not among equals. Hold on as I take you on a free-wheelin' tour of our Pennstitutions.
Just think of all the men who supported Penn woman Candice Bergen on her way to academic failure and dramatic mediocrity. There are millions of stories like hers: for every woman trying to succeed in this cruel world, there are the forgotten good men standing behind her, always ready to open a stuck jar of mayonnaise. We salute all of you, proud Penn men:
In the interest of public duty and self-discovery, here is a foolproof test for all you guys out there to discover how masculine you truly are, once and for all. No longer will you have to rely on bench pressing and furtive locker room glances to discover how you stack up. Grab a pen and get going:
We at Street would like to see our readership gainfully employed come May, so we've scoured the depths of the third bolgia of PennTRAK to discover jobs that would even make Dante proud. With a weak economy, it's more important than ever to use Daddy's connections, but for those of you (like us) who don't have such luxuries, there's more options than "postal worker."
As Three's Company proved to us so many years ago, three is a magic number. In that spirit, the third diner in as many years will occupy that coveted spot on Walnut Street. John Fry guarantees us it will be a "greasy spoon," but as this New Jerseyite knows, there's more to running a dinner than overcooked mozzarella sticks. Without further ado, Scubbin' presents our own five Quick-n-Easy steps to running a diner.
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