34th Street Magazine

EOTW: Andres Martinez

(02/05/15 6:34am)

Street: Tell us about Mask and Wig, what do you love most about it?

https://www.34st.com/article/2015/02/eotw-andres-martinez

Our weekend was filled with all types of bowls: Super Bowl, Wing Bowl and a Chipotle burrito bowl. Highbrow likes it hot, so pile on your most picanté salsa. Hopefully, you can handle some serious spice because this week our gossip has a kick to it.

https://www.34st.com/article/2015/02/the-round-up-02-05-2015

Doppelgängers

(02/05/15 6:38am)

Sister–sister or mother–daughter? In case you’re wondering, Amy knows about her mini–me, and they’ve taken a photo together. We're thinking it'd make an excellent Christmas card—or at least a mega–popular Instagram.

https://www.34st.com/article/2015/02/doppelgangers-at-penn

Love Report 02.19.15

(02/19/15 6:00am)

First thing’s first: I hit it off with a random guy at a late night. Thank you, liquid courage. After constant texting the following week, he invited me to his date night. The night before the date night, I went over to his house. In short, we hooked up and I slept over.

https://www.34st.com/article/2015/02/love-report-02-19-15

Monday Mixtapes: Brazilian Carnaval

(02/04/15 4:46pm)

Sophomore Julia Evangelista brings you the hottest beats in anticipation of upcoming Brazilian Carnaval. Live from Rio, this should warm you up.

https://www.34st.com/article/2015/02/monday-mixtapes-brazilian-carnaval

Fuck Your Pinterest

(02/05/15 6:48am)

The recipe: There are no instructions, just a picture of an egg, a packet of ketchup and a packet of mustard, with the caption “these are all you need!” I didn’t have ketchup so I used srircha sauce, and my mustard isn’t squirtable (grape poop-on, bitches) so I used sriracha sauce aswell.The approach: I fried an egg, and then drew on it with sriracha sauce.

https://www.34st.com/article/2015/02/fuck-your-pinterest

Street At Sundance: Hot Spots

(02/05/15 6:43am)

1. Panel: Student Ignite Panel about the film industry featuring WME’s Ryan Feldman, NYLON’s Shruti Ganguly and Cinetic Media’s Linzee Troubh

https://www.34st.com/article/2015/02/street-at-sundance-hot-spots

Your Week in Music

(02/05/15 5:00am)

WHAT TO SEE:

https://www.34st.com/article/2015/02/your-week-in-music-02-05-15

Nominate Penn's Most Eligible Bachelors

(02/02/15 12:00pm)

Tell us who you're crushing on.

https://www.34st.com/article/2015/02/nominate-hottest-eligible-bachelors

Style Superlatives: Nominate Penn's Least/Most Fashionable

(02/02/15 4:44pm)

For 34th Street's 2.18.15 Street Style issue, we're presenting the students who make the most notable fashion statements. Finally, we're recognizing that girl who rocks exclusively Penn gear and that guy with the impeccable man bun. Nominate your most (un)stylish friends All the superlative winners will receive a prize from our sponsors at Smokes on 2.19.15. Anyone is eligible.

https://www.34st.com/article/2015/02/nominate-fashion-superlatives

5 Ways Study Abroad Can Go Wrong

(02/05/15 7:00am)

“I was pre–med and trying to study abroad in Tel Aviv. I couldn’t take any pre–med classes abroad because med schools don’t like it, so I needed three of my classes abroad to count for either my major or college requirements in order to graduate on time. Unfortunately, there’s no one place at Penn where you can go to figure out what classes will count. Penn abroad says ask your advisor, your advisor says go to an advisor in the college office, the college office says go to your major advisor, who says go back to the college office. So I ended up with no people capable of telling me what to do and some people giving me wrong advice. Only after getting accepted to the program, did people decide to tell me that a) my major would only give me one of the credits I needed b) if I didn’t get the credits then I would need an extra semester and c) I had to go abroad and come back to see how credits transferred. So after getting accepted, I was apparently supposed to go abroad with a low chance of getting the classes I need and not knowing what would happen until I got back. The only option was to not go.” —Samantha Klein, C’16

https://www.34st.com/article/2015/02/5-ways-study-abroad-can-go-wrong

Dispatch: Young Professionals Night at the Barnes Foundation

(02/05/15 6:16am)

7:32pm: Sip on beer while waiting for friend to get ready. Is this even a “Philadelphia society” event?

https://www.34st.com/article/2015/02/dispatch-night-at-the-barnes

Overheards 02.05.2015

(02/05/15 6:50am)

Theos frosh 1: Can we get those girls from the Model UN thing to come to our party? They’re like juniors in high school.

https://www.34st.com/article/2015/02/overheards-02-05-2015

25 Things Going Through Your Mind When You're At Student Health

(02/05/15 5:00am)

1. Feeling very judged for refusing the face mask.

https://www.34st.com/article/2015/02/what-we-talk-about-when-we-talk-about-student-health

What is wrong with you?

(02/09/15 4:39am)

Click here to see a larger version of this image.

https://www.34st.com/article/2015/02/classic-mitch-classic-webmd

Clinicals: Lowbrow Investigates

(02/05/15 6:00am)

So you have a friend/roommate/crazy ex–lover who’s a nurse and she is ALWAYS talking about clinicals. What is a clinical? We didn’t know either, so we put on our journalist hats on and investigated.

https://www.34st.com/article/2015/02/clinicals-lowbrow-investigates

Homeopathy and You

(02/05/15 5:30am)

Sore throat: Make sure you take vitamin c and gargle with salt water.

https://www.34st.com/article/2015/02/homeopathy-and-you

Top 10: Things We Hate About Life Right Now

(02/02/15 10:00am)

Just because it’s that wrong time of the year.

https://www.34st.com/article/2015/02/top-10-hate-life

The Round Up 1.29.2015

(01/29/15 2:27pm)

Play hard, but OCR harder. This time of year, we are suffocated by poorly–tailored suits and the stench of fear. Take off your J. Crew jewelry, Cho Chang, and get ready to spray yourself in eau de Highbrow—a mix of sweat, Allegro and rumors. Gossip has never smelled so good.

https://www.34st.com/article/2015/01/the-round-up-1-29-2015

Penn Integration Timeline

(01/29/15 5:00am)

If you liked this timeline, you should check out "Why Black Lives Don't Matter to the Criminology Department" and Eight Ways to Celebrate Black History Month.

https://www.34st.com/article/2015/01/penn-integration-timeline

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