34th Street Magazine

Here's What Gregory College House Binged Over Break

(01/22/15 3:32pm)

Ben Young

https://www.34st.com/article/2015/01/gregory-binge-over-break

Dispatch: The Art of Textbook Searching

(01/22/15 10:37am)

January 14, 2:37 p.m.: I call up my Chinese friend to do his best search for a PDF of the textbook on all of the best Chinese piracy sites (e.g. doc88.com) where copyright laws are more lax. It’s not very legal.

https://www.34st.com/article/2015/01/dispatch-the-art-of-textbook-searching

Top 10: Sentences You Heard During Rush

(01/21/15 6:46pm)

It may be called "rush," but here are ten sentences you hear in conversation that make you wonder why it's not called "slow."

https://www.34st.com/article/2015/01/sorority-rush-conversations-5b6e205fd9cf3

How to: Scheme Your Way to an Up-Grade

(01/22/15 3:40pm)

Course: EAS-203: Engineering Ethics

https://www.34st.com/article/2015/01/grade-change-scheming-penn

New Year, New Places

(01/22/15 3:46pm)

125 S. 40th St.

https://www.34st.com/article/2015/01/new-restaurants-university-city

Dear Diary, Love Leonard

(01/22/15 5:19pm)

Sammy called today. I was so excited. He asked if I was coming by the house that night and then said we were having dinner. DINNER. I know, it's so exciting. Sammy is the coolest guy. I will tell you how it goes tomorrow.

https://www.34st.com/article/2015/01/are-you-there-journal-its-me-leonard

Funny List Monday: Terrible Mixer Ideas

(01/26/15 4:00pm)

Check in with lowbrow every Monday as we give you the our "top" tens. This week get your party with Mixer ideas which will either bore or offend.

https://www.34st.com/article/2015/01/funny-monday-mixer-ideas

Top Tear Frats. List Em. GO.

(01/22/15 5:13pm)

Hasn’t had a party in four years. They had a party once, but no one came and the potato salad got cold.

https://www.34st.com/article/2015/01/collegiate-ac-shut-up

Open Rush Menus

(01/22/15 5:14pm)

Phi Epsilon Beta—Chipotle (sofritas only, guac is extra), Doritos flavored Mountain Dew

https://www.34st.com/article/2015/01/bon-frat-atitie

Lowbro's guide to not taking a racist photo

(01/22/15 5:17pm)

1) Before posting any photo, ask yourself, “Is this racist?” You're rocking a gold chain? Fine. You go to a fancy college; your dad probably works somewhere nice. You're pretending to be 2 Chainz? Pushing it… You're dressed up as a prisoner in a chain gang in this mass incarceration state? It'll go over most people’s heads, but pray that you aren’t insta–friends with someone who took a sociology class at any point.

https://www.34st.com/article/2015/01/really-really-really-stupid

60 New Year’s Resolutions for 2015

(01/16/15 12:26pm)

We asked real Penn students to tell us their 2015 New Year’s resolutions. Here’s what they said...

https://www.34st.com/article/2015/01/new-years-resolutions-2015

Tweet of the Week: 12.16.2014

(12/16/14 3:00pm)

Congrats to last week's winner: Xandria James ‏@XandriaJames‬ "Shut up. You're 22 and you're still talking about bat mitzvah money as a source of income." Honestly nothing surprises me anymore #Penn

https://www.34st.com/article/2014/12/tweet-of-the-week-12-16-2014