At the end of the summer when many of my classmates, and most of my friends, jetted off to their new and exciting locales for this semester, I hopped on a plane headed straight back to junior year in Philadelphia.
$140: Fake ID
Bring it on, Smoke's.
$425: Brother's Fine Furniture
Look up classy in the dictionary and you'll see a picture of my red leather couch.
$250: Wine & Spirits
I didn't mind that this all disappeared in one night, but did they have to drink all my Martinelli's?!
Every good story begins with, "So it was 3 a.m., and I went to McDonald's."
Told parents I bought spare light bulbs; really bought the parts for a beer bong.
$16.11: Fresh Grocer
You can't have a party without Solo cups.
$13.00: Liberty Taxi
A sound investment if your idea of a good night is a half hour wait outside Red Sky.
$586.51: Campus Bookstore
I hate this place so much, but behold the power of bursar.
$76.06: Tangerine Restaurant
If your date isn't all over you by the end of dinner here, you have no game.
$100: Apple Computer credit
Not looking so cool for buying the iPhone early now, am I?
I wonder if transporting a 300-pound ice luge in the backseat is a breach of contract.
I admit it, I was the guy who was stealing the rest of the house's body wash this week.
We may call ourselves "social," but the fact is that, for better or for worse, we are an Ivy. And though it is Penn's Ivy-ness that drew us here, it is also this same quality that tortures us most on Spring Fling weekend.
Consider Flinging with College senior and FlingSafe emeritus Josh Matz. He's infectious.
Street: Looking forward to Fling?
Joshua Matz: I don't think I've done Fling since freshman year.
Street: Where did you live freshman year?
JM: I was in the Quad in the residential program for the study of emerging infectious diseases.
Arjun Srinivas, a senior member of Dhamaka, Penn's all-male South Asian dance troupe, talks about dancing with himself and doing good deeds.
Street: Where did you learn your moves?
Arjun Srinivas: I came to Penn with two left feet.