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What Your Resume Says About You

Groups: Class President-: I friended the entire Penn 2013 Facebook group before NSO.

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The Art of SABS

The art of the SABS is simple in origin, yet complex in execution. Release yourself from the constraints of humility — let your Ego soar. You deserve it, you beautiful person.

by PATRICK FORD-MATZ

Ego of the Week: Sam Pasternack

College senior and funnyman Sam Pasternack, a former "Daily Show" intern, literally walks to the beat of his own drum.

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Penn Diagram



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Word on the Street: Culture Shock

It was 2 a.m. when I got off the plane in Kolkata, India, and immediately I noticed two things: the heat, which was almost suffocating, and the condition of the airport, which consisted of only two gates.

by ZACCHIAUS MCKEE

Campus Tour Translator

We know what Penn tour guides are saying to prospective students. But what aren’t they saying?

by PATRICK FORD-MATZ

Ask Ego: Your Questions Answered

Check back daily as our editors respond to your questions about Penn and NSO

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Ask Ego

Yo fresh meat! We know you've got it all figured out already, but on the off chance that you've got any burning existential (or not) questions you want answered before the year starts (Who am I?

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Mark Zuckerberg's Intern

Pulak Mittal works for Facebook. Do you know it?

by FRIDA GARZA

Summer Ego: Dr. Ajay Nair

After four years as Vice Provost for University Life, Dr. Ajay Nair will depart for Emory in August. Luckily, we caught him before ATL did.

by STEPH WITT

Ego of the Week: Jessica Goodman

PennQuest leader and former editor–in–chief of Street, Jessica Goodman, is 13 years–old, obsessed with glitter and never says no.

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Your Year in Review

Let Ego help you calculate how much your year sucked/sort of sucked with this easy quiz — keep track of your score as you make your way through it.

by PATRICK FORD-MATZ

Fling Acrobatics

Time to reminisce: Street presents its fourth installment from Flings past

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For First-Time Flingers

If you're a Fling virgin, don't stress. Let us help you make the most of your first time. It won't hurt, we promise.

by PATRICK FORD-MATZ

Ego of the Week: Casey Peeks, Kelly Chen, Julie Palomba

These ladies toiled endlessly to bring you the perfect Fling, but that doesn't mean they can't battle it out on the bulls/kill it in the bars.

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Word on the Street: Summer Birthdays Suck

I loathe my summer birthday. Especially since coming to Penn. Take last summer, for example: my mom asked me what I wanted to do for my 19th birthday, which at the time was coming in a few weeks.

by MARIAM MAHBOB

Making the Cut

Street asks around about Philly hair salons

by INNA KOFMAN

Flyering: The Untold Story

Everyone has to flyer on Locust Walk at some point in their lives. What you probably didn’t know is that everyone involved hates it.

by FARYN PEARL

Ego of the Week: Anita Saggurti

Fresh off Fashion Week, this Chief Sphinx knows everything. Or maybe that's her sister.

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Word on the Street: Cry Me A River

I blame my parents. They’re emotional wrecks. My mother has no "average" setting. She’s always manically happy, severely depressed or feverishly angry.

by ZACCHIAUS MCKEE

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