Campus Life
What Your Go–To Fall Accessory Says About You
With colder weather comes cooler fashion—or at least, that's what we thought.
Ego of the Week: Pallavi Wakharkar
If you've ever been shitty to this week's Ego, she may or may not have already written about it and shared with others.
Who Let the Dogs Out? (Street did)
Please refrain from attempting to steal the animals in this article. We know, it’s hard.
8 Thoughts We Have on SHS
Because the suggestive eggplant posters only tell you so much.
Overheards 10.13.16
Person we kind of want to die soon: At my funeral, I want people to do lines off my coffin, but instead of cocaine, I want it to be my ashes.
Round Up 10.13.16
We may only be a few days in, but things have already started getting pumpkin spicy this fall. With the first round of midterms behind us and for most of us, and a lot of repentance before us, it’s time to check our last few sins off our list before it’s too cold to wear crop tops.
Eulogy for the Living
Losing someone is a lifetime of what–ifs.
A Commonwealth of Mental Health
Profiling just a few of the many voices speaking out for mental health on Penn's campus.
Ego of the Week: Nick Demes
Catch him at Franklin Field, in the depths of Towne or perhaps in the line at Chipotle. Nick Demes just has one request: Stop worrying about Penn stresses and come out and watch a football game, dammit.
Things We Are (and Aren't) Looking Forward To This Semester
Aside from the obvious stuff like future bankers and Banker's.
My Female Same–Sex Relationship
Please, just let me enjoy my DFMO in peace.
Ego of the Week: Araba Ankuma
Whether she's on–stage or behind the camera, Araba Ankuma is always developing her artistic vision. Read on as the Strictly Funk chair talks photography, black joy, and "Living Single."
The Round Up 9-29-16
While you guys were getting trumped up this weekend, we’ve been trickling down the deets.
Overheards 09-29-16
Champ: I can’t believe I happy hour–ed for four hours
Going Behind the Memes: A Q & A with @yungbenfranklin.
The lowdown on the insta account that's, frankly, too real.
State of the Union: Fall '16
Honestly, Harambe jokes should've been out by NSO.
Curbing the Crimson Wave
Penn should provide free tampons.
Pros and Cons of Living in a Dorm
Pro: Getting to say things like “I live in the nipple.”
If OCR were an Emoji
How many different crying emojis are there again?















