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Sometimes you have absolutely no time to pull a great costume together. Avoid being that guy who wears normal clothes and says “he’s a werewolf without the full moon” and invest in a cheap makeup set from CVS.
October 24, 2013 at 2:00 pm

Nicole Grabowski is Penn’s very own BVOC (Big Vagina On Campus). When this full–time feminist is not fighting the patriarchy, she’s brushing up on her witchcraft and reading tea leaves.
October 24, 2013 at 5:55 am

Biopond Nevermind the fact that about 60% of horror movies involve a lake in some way or another—for some reason, Penn decided to play God and create its own little slice of nature.
October 24, 2013 at 5:07 am

1. Miley Cyrus There’s a Miley™ for every taste! Feeling cute and cuddly? Try a pre–nude–latex VMA Dancing Bear Miley™! Thirsty for adventure and a little bit more?
October 24, 2013 at 5:01 am

Your college house defines your freshman year. The things you do, the people you meet—everything can be tied back to your choice of dorm. So, wouldn’t it be fun to take three unsuspecting (okay, they completely knew about it) freshmen, mix them up and have them tell us how another college house lives? This is Life Swap.
October 17, 2013 at 6:00 am

Kelly–Ann Corrigan, the self–proclaimed “Platt Rat,” has had as many PennCards as exec positions. Though this pint–sized powerhouse may be a master at ordering fellow thespians, she’s got a long way to go before she conquers “Two Truths and Lie.”
October 17, 2013 at 5:13 am

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EyZ8ukSmNUI
October 4, 2013 at 11:10 am

Russell Abdo, Gary Kafer and Melissa Vo, the faces of Williams Cafe, have been servin’ up morning joe together for over three years. They might not agree on everything, but they share a love of coffee and a willingness to have a fivesome with Venus and Serena Williams.
October 3, 2013 at 6:00 am

It’s that time of year again. With the seasons a–changin’ and the temperature steadily a–droppin’, it’s getting harder and harder to stay healthy (Pottruck? What’s that?). So if you’ve already caught one of the many bugs going around, here’s a guide from Ego to make sure you get that shit under control.
October 3, 2013 at 5:56 am

Save yourself a trip when you get a post–nasal drip and make sure you have these items ahead of time.
October 3, 2013 at 5:30 am

So the person you share a cupboard space with in Riepe has a cold. Stay calm and carry on with this mantra in mind. Cut it out and stick it someplace close to your heart (and away from your vulnerable immune system).
October 3, 2013 at 5:05 am

Ego's "in-depth" analysis on sickness at Penn.
October 3, 2013 at 5:05 am

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lg682ZzHNGw
September 29, 2013 at 6:07 pm

You don’t need get paid like Amy Gutmann to sport some of the season’s biggest trends. Swap the runway for Locust and try out a few of these looks. Knit beanies­: The weather’s still warm, but a knitted beanie could be the cherry on the top of your fashion cake.
September 26, 2013 at 5:43 am

Women’s basketball captain Alyssa Baron has received more honors than we could possibly name.
September 26, 2013 at 5:15 am

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c8J2YmdoZIw&feature=youtu.be
September 19, 2013 at 3:28 pm

September 19, 2013 at 5:35 am

The Loud Mouth This person is often found shouting obscene and unrelated comments to passersby.
September 19, 2013 at 5:25 am

Locust is a two–way street
September 19, 2013 at 5:15 am

Alex Rattray is more than just the kid who doesn’t wear shoes—he’s an entrepreneur. A self–taught hacker, he’s created over seven apps, like Emerald Exam and the Musical Toilet.
September 19, 2013 at 5:05 am