Humor
OVERHEARDS 02.04.16
Jewish boy in Hillel: Anyway, I was born jaundiced. Girl walking with her friends: So my birthday's on 4/20, right?
Hollywood thrilled to be making the same exact movies this year as last year
(Image Source: https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/G/01/DVD/Paramount/detailpages/KungFuPanda/KungFuPnda_T2L.jpg) (Los Angeles, California) Most film producers are absolutely thrilled to be releasing many great movies this year.
Classic Movies that Originally had Different Endings
The movies you love were almost totally different!
Top 4 Jobs We Wish Existed
Choose a job that doesn't exist, and you'll never have to work a day in your life.
Every Penn Student's Resume Ever
At least it's not as bad as your LinkedIn profile.
How to Write a Successful Cover Letter
You can thank us from the office on Monday.
Honest OCR Interview: Consulting
Whoever said the truth is overrated was clearly just a sucker trying to get a job.
On Campus Recruitment Made to be “Hell Wharton Students Deserve”
New expansions in the budget allow students to literally be sent to Hell for interviews.
OVERHEARDS 01.28.16
One professor to another professor: I admire you because you're delicious.
Stalking Your Interviewer: A Case Study
You gotta get your hands dirty if you want the job.
The Best Jobs on PennLink
This just in: There's more to PennLink than consulting and finance.
Buzzwords/Phrases to Use When Networking
These are major keys to getting hired.
Penn Students Now in Support of Global Warming due to Recent Weather Trends
Fear of receding glaciers proves to be no match for love of salmon shorts.
Snapchat Update Reveals How Many Times Selfie Was Attempted
Armageddon is now upon us.
Nine People You Sat Next to on an Airplane over Winter Break
You probably should have chosen to go to school somewhere closer.
OVERHEARDS 01.21.16
SDT hopeful during rush: Okay, but like, Chicago japs don’t compare to New York japs. Old woman at dinner: You know what he said to me?
WORST OF SHOUTOUTS: FALL 2015
I was going down on this chick when I noticed the taste of horse semen. I thought, "Oh grandma, so that's how you died!" I feel like I won't be able to find a relationship here because people can't commit because there's so many things going on in their lives.
How to Stay Warm During Rush
Because nothing says sisterhood like hypothermia.
Fraternity Rush: Tips For Igniting That Brotherly Love
You’ll have dozens of flyers under your door in no time!
