Humor
Street's Approval Matrix of Penn
See what made the cut.
Overheards 1.31.2018
Kid upon seeing the Pee Statue: "Oh my god, it's Isaac Newton."
Overheards 1.24.2018
GEOL 125 Student: "There's only one rock I care about, and it's Kid Rock."
Overheards 1.17.18
Huntsman Realist: “I can leave my coat here. These people are more likely to steal my econ notes than my jacket.”
Overheards: 11.29.2017
Modern–day Don Juan: “I’m not a heartbreaker, I’m a dick provider.”
Student Who "Wants an Easy Class" Will Take One on Community Engagement
And it counted for a Sector Requirement!
Your Parents' Passive Aggressive Thanksgiving Platitudes, Decoded
Just tell us how many STDs you have.
Overheards: 11.15.17
Traditionalist: “I’m saving anal for marriage.”
Annual "Avoid Your Students When They Desperately Need You" Advisor Conference Under Way
What a coincidence!
Penn Announces "Campus Denial of Real Issues" Event to Eliminate All Responsibility
What mental health problems?
Overheards 11.8.17
Young Lucille Bluth at Copa: "I love how mean I get when I drink!"
Penn Fall Calendar Just Pretty Pictures of People Avoiding Eye Contact on Locust
Leaves! Trees! Looking down at your phone!
A Series of Angry Emails Written to my Landlord
Please help, as there are foreign creatures eating our microwave
Freshman Brave Enough to Be Alone At Any Point in Time
Where's her medal of honor?
Overheards: 10.18.17
SWUG: “I’m going to cry and cum at the same time.”
Decoding Your Venmo Charges: Penn Edition
LOL!
Updated List of Events All Fraternities Must Attend
Workshop: what is a vagina?
