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Hit It or Quit It
Sometimes you're in, but most of the time you're out.
Types of People Highbrow Wants to Stop Seeing at Pottruck
Leave.
Walking Down Locust: Your Inner Thought Process
It's a jungle out there.
Round Up 01.26.17
After spending too much time pretending like Penn actually has a syllabus week (or two), it’s time to start acting like the well–brought–up, sophisticated geniuses that we all think we are.
Hit It or Quit It
Sometimes you're in, but most of the time you're out.
Penn's Strange Addiction: LinkedIn
When did LinkedIn become the new Facebook?
Overheards 01.19.17
Stunned srat star: Every time he takes a shot he literally grows six penises.
Hit It or Quit It
One day you're in, and the next day you're out.
Overheards 12.01.16
Druggie Dumbledore: P.S. I enjoy acid pops.
Highbrow's Guide to Hogwarts Houses
When the Sorting Hat is actually the wizarding world equivalent to dirty rush.
Four People You'll Find in Your Yearbook
Highbrow cracked open our high school yearbooks and gushed over all of the signatures! We almost forgot just how popular we were. Here are the types of people you'll definitely find in yours.
Overheards 11.17.16
GrandMILF with no boundaries: How many of you know where your foreskins went?
Starbucks Orders Decoded
Where sugar content and the amount of times you say "like" is positively correlated.
Frat Hires A Cappella Group for a Downtown
You can’t pay the cover if you ain’t got har–money.
Joining a Sorority Helped Me Find My Sisters
I literally found my estranged sisters through rushing.
Overheards at Penn
Confused soul: Wait, so only one of your moms is a lesbian?
The Round Up 11.03.16
Now that both Homecoming and Halloween are Octover, Highbrow’s here to fill you in on the trick or treats of what happened.
Overheards at Penn
Incest enabler: Come on, you’d totally date him if he wasn’t your brother.
