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If Donald Trump Were on QuakerNet

Here at Penn, we're really proud of our alumni network. 

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Penn Officials Thank Sweetgreen at Re-Opening for "Campus Contributions"

What doesn't kale you makes you stronger.

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Resume Buzzwords

B.S. doesn't just stand for Bachelor of Science.

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Amazing! This Woman Has Been to The Gym Twice This Semester and She’s Only Been Harassed Twice

Society has come a long way.

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Student Awarded Nobel Peace Prize after Spending Month with her Family without Murdering Anyone

Malala has nothing on her.

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Lowbrow's Winter Fashion Guide

The season's *coolest* looks

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Wharton Junior Discovers He Has Become a Dementor

Life goals and plans do not require alteration.

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How Getting a Nose Job Allowed Me to Finally Recognize My Worth as a (sort of) Human Being

By Lord Voldemort.

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It’s 2016, So Who’s YOUR Version of He Who Shall Not Be Named?

A TigerBeat Quiz!

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Worst of Shoutouts Fall 2016

You should all be ashamed. 

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Frat Hires A Cappella Group for a Downtown

You can’t pay the cover if you ain’t got har–money.

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Joining a Sorority Helped Me Find My Sisters

I literally found my estranged sisters through rushing.

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With no other events to look forward to, students begin celebrating Spring Fling

It's never too early.

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How to SABS

“SABS” = See and Be Seen. But if you had to ask, do you even go here?

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Shoutouts Submissions Fall 2016

Relationships are fleeting but the internet is forever, so may as well memorialize the worst (best?) of 'em while you can.

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8 Things You Can Do Now That You’re Staying Home for Penn–Princeton

Once Theos pulled out you know shit got pucking real.

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Lowbrow's Election Day Drinking Game

The future of our country looks better with beer goggles on.

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Senior International Student Meets Real Live American for First Time Since Coming to Penn

How you say, Castle?

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How to Get a Good Grade Now That You’ve Failed All Your Midterms

Be the hero you need, not the one you deserve.

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What's actually in your halloween candy

All the ingredients you didn't know were lurking in your halloween candy

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