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Snapchat Update Reveals How Many Times Selfie Was Attempted
Armageddon is now upon us.
Nine People You Sat Next to on an Airplane over Winter Break
You probably should have chosen to go to school somewhere closer.
WORST OF SHOUTOUTS: FALL 2015
I was going down on this chick when I noticed the taste of horse semen. I thought, "Oh grandma, so that's how you died!" I feel like I won't be able to find a relationship here because people can't commit because there's so many things going on in their lives.
How to Stay Warm During Rush
Because nothing says sisterhood like hypothermia.
Fraternity Rush: Tips For Igniting That Brotherly Love
You’ll have dozens of flyers under your door in no time!
Walls We Really Need on Campus
Dear President Gutmann, please build these walls.
The 10 Best Ways to Physically Build Emotional Walls
Keep those pesky , clingy lovers just the right distance from you with these neat tactics.
The New San Fran: What Cities Are Waiting to Thrive!
San Francisco is really turning into the scene. But what’s next for America? Lowbrow explores what cities are sitting just waiting to turn trendy!
What it's really like to work at a start-up
Did you ever see James Franco's movie Palo Alto? We did. It sucked. TOTALLY unrepresentative of the Shallow Alto lifestyle.
SUBMIT SHOUTOUTS
Is the new Starbucks cup ruining your holiday spirit? Does someone's social media presence give you nightmares? Tell us how you really feel with a SHOUTOUT.
How to Wear Your Sports Gear as Fashion
Soccer (also known as gay football) season may be over, so where do you wear your cleats now? Lowbrow has the solutions for that burning question and more.
What To Do With Leftover Football Toast: Four Recipes
Lowbrow gives you easy, 30-minute meals to make with your leftover toast after the football game!
Lowbrow Works Out
Here at Lowbrow, we take working out very seriously. That's why we put together this list of workouts just in time for parka season.
Serena Williams: Grunt Queen
In honor of Serena Williams coming to Penn, let's celebrate with grunts––her grunts.
10 Reasons Why You Should Definitely Not Get Vaccinated
Don't be "cool" or "healthy" and get vaccines. Be cooler and listen to Jenny McCarthy and Lowbrow. Here's a list of everything that could go wrong by getting your flu shot:
10 Last Minute Halloween Costumes You Already Have in the House
Between homework, clubs, and the buffet at Commons, Penn kids have a lot on their plates. We're sure a few of you let Halloween slip your mind. But don't worry, Lowbrow's got your back. Here are some costumes you already have in your house!
What Your Favorite Nut Says About You
We all love nuts! Use this list to discover what your preference in nuts says about you.
















