I was going down on this chick when I noticed the taste of horse semen. I thought, "Oh grandma, so that's how you died!"
I feel like I won't be able to find a relationship here because people can't commit because there's so many things going on in their lives.
Is the new Starbucks cup ruining your holiday spirit? Does someone's social media presence give you nightmares? Tell us how you really feel with a SHOUTOUT.
Soccer (also known as gay football) season may be over, so where do you wear your cleats now? Lowbrow has the solutions for that burning question and more.
Don't be "cool" or "healthy" and get vaccines. Be cooler and listen to Jenny McCarthy and Lowbrow. Here's a list of everything that could go wrong by getting your flu shot:
Between homework, clubs, and the buffet at Commons, Penn kids have a lot on their plates. We're sure a few of you let Halloween slip your mind. But don't worry, Lowbrow's got your back. Here are some costumes you already have in your house!