Playlists
Street Religious Shout-Outs
Religious Shoutouts: everything you ever wanted to tell Penn, religiously. CAVEAT: The views expressed in the following belong only to the individuals submitting the ads, and do not necessarily reflect the views of 34th Street Magazine and its editors. Satan, your history class despises you; we'd be indescribably grateful if you just shut the fuck up and never, EVER spoke again, you snobbish, devilish, patronizing, low-talking, ass-kissing, awful, awful, awful bitch. Freshman Pharisee player and Jezebel who were naked in Pontius P-zilot's bed Saturday: We're sorry we barged in and fucked with you while you were hooking up.
Waiting on an angel
While waiting in the line at St. Peter's pearly white gates, a lot goes through your head. Did I invest enough time on Earth towards goodwill and humanity?
No More Questions
So here's what happened. We were supposed to interview the old man who hands out La Rouche pamphlets but he stood us up.
Benicio del Toro is Hot
They say that at the moment a person dies, they lose exactly 21 grams. On a death bed questioning this very phenomenon, begins 21 Grams, the new film by Amores Perros writer Guillermo Arriaga and director Alejandro Gonzalez Inarritu. Originally written in Spanish, but adapted for more exposure and notable English-speaking cast, the film shows the intense few months before and after a deathly accident forces three lives from very different backgrounds to intersect.
From the Editor
Jen died. Joey went with Pacey (That bitch!). Jack got with Pacey's brother. And Dawson got to direct his own show, The Creek. And so it goes.
El on Earth
Suddenly. The first word of Earl Giberson's obituary on Page 29 of the December 29, 1961 edition of The Philadelphia Bulletin said it all. As in, Suddenly, Earl Giberson was taken away from his family, his daughter, his friends.
Rants from the Undergrad
Sometimes I feel like I have too much of an academic life, but in the non-clich‚/ tapered jean wearing/ getting to Van Pelt before it opens/on your way to Harvard PhD land sort of way.
Not Harry Potter
I'm not a big believer in the supernatural. I don't get my tarot cards read, try to interpret my dreams, carry magical crystals, or burn essential oils.
Burrrrrrrrito:
Go to Lou's Restaurante. The tiny restaurant located on the outskirts of Drexel's campus boasts an incredible selection of Mexican dishes with an American twist.
'Letta Opena
With its walls of mandarin, lavender, coral and rose, Molletta welcomes you to get in touch with your feminine side.
Where Are They Now?
Caroline in the City (1995-1999) ? Caroline Duffy married Del and then tragically lost a limb in a freakish accident involving ink and a spatula. ? Richard Karinsky finally realized he was gay and broke the Duffster's heart for good. ? Del Cassidy was the first to create a "You lost a limb and I no longer love you" greeting card. My So-Called Life (1994-1995) ? Angela Chase finally got a clue. ? Jordan Catalano cut his hair and stopped being hot.
Scarlett Fever
Walk straight past Douglas and right into Scarlett -- a charming beauty boutique tucked away near 13th and Chestnut.
Money Munching
There's a new porn video coming out, and for the first time in my life, I'm tempted to go out and buy it.
After the Gold Rush
Angie Aparo's got a beef with the record industry. The singer/songwriter -- known for hits "Spaceship" and "Hush" off 2000's The American -- is currently between labels and has been unable to garner radio play.
Starry Morning
Sunday brunch can be a tricky thing. The motivation to hail a cab and go downtown to indulge in real food at one of the many area brunch venues is limited on a lazy weekend morning.
Listings
Evelyn Keyser: In Profile Philadelphia International Airport 8800 Essington Avenue All week, 24 hours, Free (215) 937-6800 The last time I went to an airport FOR THE SOLE PURPOSE of seeing a sculpture was quite some time ago.
Girls On Film
No Greatest Hits DVD would be complete without topless female mud-wrestling -- at least that's how English synth-junkies Duran Duran see it. This collection compiles nearly two decades worth of glitz, from 1981's self-titled debut to 1997's Medazzaland. The glam band's biggest success laid in constant MTV rotation, and these music videos emphasize their expert exploitation of the medium. 1980s music specialized in cheesy special effects, synths, heavy beats and weird hair.
Sex and the Campus
The answers always elude us single girls. For guys, the riddles are simple: "what moves, has two breasts and a vagina?
Street Shout-Outs
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