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1. Run away from zombies: It'll make your adrenaline spike so much that you won’t even realize you just got a killer workout. Goodbye brain eating undead creatures, hello toned calves.
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1. Run away from zombies: It'll make your adrenaline spike so much that you won’t even realize you just got a killer workout. Goodbye brain eating undead creatures, hello toned calves.
Street: So we hear you like the environment. Have you ever made out with a tree?
College senior Rachel Goodman got Trevor, her golden retriever, during the spring of her sophomore year. Since then, he’s learned to open doors, which is why two campus police officers have Rachel’s phone number and regularly return him to her. When he’s not spending his days in the Sigma Chi chapter house, Trevor likes to chase tour groups, pee on the Love Statue and run around High Rise Field. This two–year–old pup will definitely brighten your next rainy day in his yellow raincoat.
We hope a cute leprechaun sham–rocked your world this past weekend. Highbrow met a sexy ginger named Pat McCrotch who was after our lucky charms all day. We know you were green with envy, but that’s nothing that can’t be fixed with a little puff from your pot of gold. If you really have the luck of the Irish, you won’t end up in the Round Up.
...we get it: you have a boyfriend. Like a dog who has peed on a tree, your 200+ photos have marked your territory. No one will go near him.
Too Many Cooks in the Kitchen
Spend your evening in the company of the people you love, taking it easy, chatting and chillaxin'.
Apes freshmen to Apes freshmen: I don't know if you remember this, but I straight licked your face.
• BIOL 230—Aviary Mating Habits: Learn intricacies of animal mating. For example, penguins are the only bird that mates for life and then ends up resenting their mates and sleeping with their secretaries—not out of desire but out of spite.
If you like: Baking soda volcanoes.
1899: Madam Curie opens pop up store, Madam’s Curries, bringing tika flavors to all of France.
Street: So what position [on the basketball team] do you play?
Etymology: The root of the word “evolution” is “evol”, which is a homonym of “evil” because turning monkeys into more advanced monkeys seems like the work of some kind of evil genius.
(408): I just watched a video of a man sexually arouse a pig.
Welcome back from SB2K15. Your tan lines will fade as quickly as the memories (read: blackouts) from PV. We say flaunt ‘em while you got ‘em. Highbrow has eyes and ears all around the world, and guess what? Hablamos español. Don’t think a language barrier will keep any gossip away from us. Spring break lives ~forever~ in the Round Up.
Honest sorostitute: When I'm drunk, I would probably give head to a homeless person.
Photographs by Amy Chen
Emily, Wharton '17: It’s like I set my tongue on fire. And then maybe ate gravel?
“Yeah, everyone calls it Mangina. Mangia actually means ‘so eat!’ in Italian.”
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