Overheards 02.05.2015
Theos frosh 1: Can we get those girls from the Model UN thing to come to our party? They’re like juniors in high school.
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Theos frosh 1: Can we get those girls from the Model UN thing to come to our party? They’re like juniors in high school.
1. Feeling very judged for refusing the face mask.
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So you have a friend/roommate/crazy ex–lover who’s a nurse and she is ALWAYS talking about clinicals. What is a clinical? We didn’t know either, so we put on our journalist hats on and investigated.
Sore throat: Make sure you take vitamin c and gargle with salt water.
Just because it’s that wrong time of the year.
Play hard, but OCR harder. This time of year, we are suffocated by poorly–tailored suits and the stench of fear. Take off your J. Crew jewelry, Cho Chang, and get ready to spray yourself in eau de Highbrow—a mix of sweat, Allegro and rumors. Gossip has never smelled so good.
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“I didn’t have to speak to anyone for three days.” — female, Wharton senior
Hey there meat lovers!
Black Bear (eds. Note: because why the fuck not?)
You know when you’re half way through that Vice piece about crystal ball reading at the start of class, but promise (in vain) to return to it later? Rather than letting dozens of unread articles and YouTube videos compile in the bottomless pit of your phone’s Safari pages, download Pocket: an app designed to keep track of the cool shit you find but can’t read on the go. No internet connection necessary.
African American Museum in Philadelphia
Even from his grave, Joseph Wharton is looking down on us. It's surprising that he couldn't crack a smile, though. He invented, owned and won the industrialism game. It probably gets lonely at the top.
Street: Are you nervous?
Dress the part: Like Niedermayer always says—perception is reality. The first step in cultivating your social prowess is tricking others into thinking that you already had it. Black is sleek. Black is chic. Black is slimming.
Girl on Locust: You 100% just farted into the phone!
Arthur Waldron takes on a monumental task in his class on modern China: He explores the country’s tumultuous social and political upheavals from the mid-20th century to present day. To Live does the same. The 1994 film begins in the 1940’s, and uses a single family to demonstrate China’s struggle with civil war and its eventual descent into communism. To Live is somewhat of an epic, spanning nearly fifty years of Chinese history. Be warned: this film is heartbreaking. You will cry.
We know most of you meat–lovers wouldn’t be afraid to bite straight into the bear meat “Strausage” crafted by Sonny D’Angelo and your very own Street writers, but for those of you who might be feeling a little a little hesitate to dig right in, we’ve crafted the Strausage Sandwich. Though we recommend pairing with caramelized onions and arugula, the versatile Strausage can go with any ingredients you like.
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