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Dispatches

It was quite the scene last Friday at Dzine2Show's fourth annual fashion show, "Du‘l!" Ibby Jaaber was there with a beautiful woman, wearing a suit and tie.

by GABE CRANE

Word on the Street

As baseball season gets underway, one man looms larger - much larger - than most: Barry Bonds. Bonds, of course, is on pace to break Hank Aaron's 755 career home run mark, one of baseball's most hallowed records.

by ALEX JACOBS

Street Beats

Hillary Clinton and Barack Obama duked it out this week, both announcing that they had raised more than $25 million in 2007's first quarter.

by 34TH STREET

Word on the Street

The first time I saw the ballot for Best of Penn '07, the nominations sent me in a tizzy. That Econ professor earns a nod for "allegedly" bludgeoning his wife to death?

by JIM NEWELL

Street Beats

The price of birth control is rising sharply in colleges across the country. Fresh Grocer reports dwindling supply of plastic bags.

by 34TH STREET

Sweeper

Hello friends, acquaintances and people who stalk me on Facebook. It's been a busy week for me, filled with nightly blackouts, and spitting game even Mark Zoller couldn't compete with (besides Texas A&M). Things aren't what they used to be.

by STEPHEN GLASS

Philosophies of the game

Work your day game. It'll be the key to your long term success with ladies. That's what I tell my friends, specifically my boy Rodney.

by STEPHEN MORSE

Street Beats

60 million containers of contaminated pet food were recalled this week after 10 cats and dogs died from eating it.

by 34TH STREET

Word on the Street

In weather like this, it's kind of hard to imagine that across the world, suicide bombers are targeting English-speaking schools in Pakistan and Iraq.

by ALEX KWAN

Street Beats

An Orange County fire has led to the evacuation of over 200 hillside homes. In unrelated news, The OC and The Hills have been cancelled.

by 34TH STREET

Sweeper

Ah, spring break - the perfect chance to show off my Pottruck-toned physique while throwing money around like beads at Mardi Gras.

by STEPHEN GLASS

Word on the spring break

What do 13 Penn students, a Hillel Rabbi and staff member, a Fox Leadership grant and a mythical bird that dies in flames and is reborn from the ashes have in common?

by DEENA FEINSTEIN

Dispatches

Saturday, 6:00 p.m.: Roll up to a friend of a friend of a friend's house off of St. Charles Street. Eight of us are pounding beers by his pool when I notice his mother spying on us from a second story window.

by CATHI BURNS

Word on the street

A little after midnight last Thursday my mom called to tell me my grandpa had died. And over the past week, I've found it hard to know how to grieve for my grandpa, who we called Pater.

by RUBEN BROSBE

Street Beats

A 46-year-old Floridian businessman was convicted Friday of molesting a young girl sitting next to him on an airplane.

by 34TH STREET

Street Beats

Russian President Vladimir Putin argued last week that the United States is undermining global stability.

by 34TH STREET

Street Sweeper

Stephen Glass is back. My grandmother was in town for Shabbat, but enjoying my newly endowed VIP status, I still managed to sweep on this weekend, suckas. *** It's been a scene of mix-ups and false starts lately.

by STEPHEN GLASS

Word on the Street

Lately, I've been cultivating my inner monologue. It makes it easier to cope. I walk to class with my headphones on, casting a misanthropic eye up and down the Walk.

by GABE CRANE

Word on the Street

As Valentine's Day approaches, I, like all men, agonize over what to get for my special lady friend.

by RUBEN BROSBE

Word on the Street

You have to have plans for Valentine's Day. Everyone has plans. Me, I've got plans, too. Every February, as Valentine's Day draws near, I find myself reminiscing about the men I've known (in the biblical sense, of course), not so much surveying my options for that particular saint's day as giving myself a big high five for my options of yore.

by LADY BRETT ASHLEY

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