What Interminable Illness do you Have?
a. Picking up random half empty beer cups on tables and downing them in the name of being frugal.
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a. Picking up random half empty beer cups on tables and downing them in the name of being frugal.
Otherwise known as JVA and GVA. Grace transferred from Columbia her sophomore year to join her brother Jake at Penn. Motives behind the transfer are unclear, except they are also very clear because Columbia sucks. These two can be spotted strolling down Locust in matching Barbours and Bean Boots, or sipping freshly brewed coffee at one of United By Blue's overly–crowded tables. Grace admits, “People think it’s weird how close we are but honestly my favorite part of Penn is going to school with Jake.” Just check out either of their Instagram accounts for further evidence on their sibling dynamism (and solid gene pool).
I’m sure everyone has seen the sheets hanging from buildings on Locust advertising a certain fraternity and “Free Shake Shack” or “Honest Toms and Chipotle.” I’m even more sure that after seeing those sheets everyone has desperately wished they were a freshman boy rushing one of those fraternities. Regardless of whether this is the first time you’ve wished this (it certainly isn’t for me), there is no judgment in wanting to throw your nametag out the TriDelt window and go knee–deep in a nice burrito with some fellow frosh as a form of rush.
Omelette with cheese!
Cake Van Arkel (Jake Van Arkel)
What does your dining hall say about you? You are what you eat…#judgingyou.
This coffee shop is a college student's dream,
Quest Bars: How much can they charge for these before I stop buying them? Answer: $10
Do you love food so much that just the thought of it makes you want burst into songs of joy? Don't lie and say no, we know it does. Don't be embarrassed, here's what we sing to our food...
It's 9 p.m. on a Wednesday night, and in my book, I should be at one place and one place only: Copabanana, drinking margaritas. So you can imagine the state my friend and I were in when we found ourselves doing work instead. The only thing lower than our morale is our stash of study snacks. And as soon we as begin to study, we give up. As we pack our bags to head out, my head turns to me and says, "I mean, I might as well camp outside of Wharton with my legs open for the rest of the year. I got nothing done." I adamantly agree as I look down at my very unfinished study guide.
To maximize our chicken tasting experience, we tried the top four chicken flavors offered between the two.
It's okay, we can't cook either.
When I heard there was another dim sum place in the Philadelphia area, I laughed. As if anything could compete with Penn students’ long–lost–lover Dim Sum Garden. I felt like I was cheating on my boyfriend as I entered the hipster–Asian dim sum restaurant, known as Bing Bing Dim Sum. The waiters wore tight V–necks, thick–rimmed glasses and skinny jeans. All they had to do was turn on a Bon Iver song, and the place could have easily been mistaken for a specialty coffee shop in SoHo.
a. Double margarita with a salt rim
Since we’re all college students on a budget, paying the extra bucks for the pumpkin treats isn’t always in the cards. Luckily, a jar of pumpkin puree for two dollars will last you and can fall-ify any dish your heart desires. Plus it’s actually healthy, so guilt-free all around. Just make sure you get the actual pumpkin puree instead of pie mix, or it’ll end up crazy sweet.
Fall is finally here, which means it's time to say goodbye to your heirloom tomatoes and mint watermelon salads. With open arms, welcome home the spiced apple pumpkin frenzy that you know awaits. We rounded up the places nearby with fall specials, so you should probably just forget about ever fitting into that sexy cop costume [Ed. note: not that we ever really planned on it].
When you get rejected from Smokes’: Frozen Lime Margarita, possibly two. That’ll show ‘em. $8
Distrito’s chips are underwhelming, but good guac should never go to waste
IN: Watermelon Marg: Rivals Copa’s intensity, but you feel like a classy mofo drinking it. The watermelon infusion smooths over the cringe–worthy taste of tequila we all know too well.
We all blackout once in awhile, we all do things we don’t remember and definitely regret. If you’re College sophomore Winter, those things happen to include waking up in bed with a platter of Wawa mashed potatoes, chicken fingers and mac and cheese resting on your chest. Breakfast in bed?
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