Campus Life

Welcome back to Penn–adise, muchachos. Sorry you have to trade your bikinis for winter parkas. While the weather may be cold and cloudy, Highbrow is here to bring the sunshine back into your lives.
March 20, 2014 at 8:10 am

1. I’ll write my paper before I go.
March 19, 2014 at 8:13 am

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March 18, 2014 at 8:23 am

Spring break will totally come faster if you vote for a tweet
March 5, 2014 at 12:28 pm

Student Tattoo of the Week
March 1, 2014 at 7:15 am

Spring Break is coming up, kiddies! If you don’t have time (or energy, or desire) to cut back the cals, Ego has some better suggestions.
February 28, 2014 at 8:20 am

Walking out of VP on Saturday afternoon, I had five new Grindr messages. Booyah. Three messages were from an old “professional type” looking for a twinky college boy, and the others were from a steamy grad student in the School of Design.
February 27, 2014 at 9:15 am

In part two of my tween–obsession saga (for those of you following along, yes, I’m still listening to One Direction), I have a crush on a group of teenage–boy Vine stars. Rereading that sentence made me gag a little.
February 27, 2014 at 9:08 am

The little things that make us love Penn!
February 27, 2014 at 8:52 am

This week, Highbrow decided to venture into the world of modern love and see what all the kids are talking about. Swipe right, bitches.
February 27, 2014 at 8:45 am

Theta frosh: Siri, where's Oz? A's boy: Who the fuck doesn't have Uber?! Girl on Locust: I may have egged a house once. VP security guard: I ooze flowers. Blonde girl: I just feel like I get really fucked up and suck dick at every date night.
February 27, 2014 at 8:30 am

One more week until Highbrow packs its bags and heads for paradise. Yes ducklings, it’s almost our favorite time of year: SPRING BREAK!
February 27, 2014 at 8:30 am

February 27, 2014 at 8:11 am

February 27, 2014 at 8:00 am

This Nightingale Nurse may be a tinder tease, but she’s DFA, down for anything. You can find her under the button—get your mind outta the gutter! She’ll be filming “The Button Show with Emily Rubin”
February 27, 2014 at 7:39 am

Vote for this week's most fabulous tweet!
February 25, 2014 at 9:19 am

Fun Fact: Uber is not the only method of transportation in Philadelphia. Try SEPTA, you spoiled brats. Market Frankford Line (MFL) Stop: 13th Street What’s there: Reading Terminal Market—home to every type of ethnic food and Amish mac and cheese. Nearby: City Hall, Love Park Who to go with: Your new PC
February 20, 2014 at 9:32 am

Spencer the Politician has been class president for four straight years. His legacy? A new and improved *Fab Club.* And he’s not leaving Penn just yet; find Spencer sub–matriculating from Wharton to SEAS for his Masters in Robotics and Engineering.
February 20, 2014 at 9:12 am

Name: Sierra Parker Year: 2014 Major: Political Science Minor: Computer Science Tattoo Location: Left hip The Story: Went to China with her mom.
February 20, 2014 at 8:54 am

Yesterday morning I fell down five icy stairs on my back porch. It was incredibly painful. I sat there, alone in the cold, clawing for my phone, for two freezing–cold minutes.
February 20, 2014 at 8:53 am