This Nightingale Nurse may be a tinder tease, but she’s DFA, down for anything. You can find her under the button—get your mind outta the gutter! She’ll be filming “The Button Show with Emily Rubin”
Fun Fact: Uber is not the only method of transportation in Philadelphia. Try SEPTA, you spoiled brats.
Market Frankford Line (MFL)
Stop: 13th Street
What’s there: Reading Terminal Market—home to every type of ethnic food and Amish mac and cheese.
Nearby: City Hall, Love Park
Who to go with: Your new PC
Spencer the Politician has been class president for four straight years. His legacy? A new and improved *Fab Club.* And he’s not leaving Penn just yet; find Spencer sub–matriculating from Wharton to SEAS for his Masters in Robotics and Engineering.
Name: Mark Bai
Year: 2016
Major: Economics
Minor: Philosophy
Left Pec: Mark has found inspiration in this Nietzsche quote since age 14, and has wanted this tattoo ever since.
This Phi Psi/Sphinx dreamboat will lead you through the wilderness with PennQuest or serenade you with The Shabbatones—but most importantly, this former One in Four president will always treat the ladies right, because consent is sexy.