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Name: Theresa Picciallo Year: 2016 Major: Cinema Studies, Minor: Consumer Psych
January 30, 2014 at 9:30 am

Hover over the red dots to find more info on where you should be taking your potty breaks
January 30, 2014 at 8:47 am

Emilie “spelled in a weird way because my family is from France” Abrams is the go–to girl for Urban Nutrition Initiative (UNI), studying PoliSci and East Asian Studies. She’s been around the world and back a few too many times—she just can’t keep her accents straight.
January 30, 2014 at 8:15 am

Name: Elee O’Neill Year: 2014 Major: Nursing Tattoos: She has three, all done in Philadelphia parlors
January 23, 2014 at 10:00 am

The Fun of a Furry Friend, Without the Responsibility!
January 23, 2014 at 9:00 am

What does recruitment actually mean?
January 23, 2014 at 8:30 am

This Whartonite is in the business of funny: he’s a Mask and Wig cast member and serves on the exec board for the Performing Arts Council (PAC). When he’s not admiring Hugh Grant or entertaining the masses, he’s probably suspended upside down in mid-air.
January 23, 2014 at 8:00 am

This article was originally published as part of the joke issue on 12.5.2013 Look, it’s an objective fact that McDonald’s is best at at 3 a.m.  Yet—hold on to your socks, ’cause this is going to blow your mind—everything at McDonald's contains calories.
December 5, 2013 at 5:41 am

Let Ronald McDonald be the wingman beneath your wings. Order these items, and soon your crush will be begging for your Quarter Pounder.
December 5, 2013 at 5:35 am

This article was originally published as part of the joke issue on 12.5.2013 Jameson Digby is the man behind your 3 a.m.
December 5, 2013 at 5:30 am

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November 21, 2013 at 6:23 am

As co–president of Kite and Key and co–editor–in–chief of the Pennsylvania Punchbowl, Monica Schechter has to walk the line between being educational and funny every day. Her easy solution? Puns. Cat puns.
November 21, 2013 at 5:42 am

If you find yourself on a serious date with Van Pelt, there are a few rules you need to follow. It may not be as intimidating as Fisher Fine Arts, but VP definitely has its own etiquette. Don’t dress to impress, but don’t dress like a slob either.  Van Pelt is probably one of the most SABS–y locations on campus when you’re getting your studying on.
November 14, 2013 at 5:55 am

The boys of AXO’s annual philanthropy event, Big Man On Campus, are back. This year, they’re taller, they’re hairier and, let the record show, they’re all afraid of Dhamaka. Street: What makes you a true BMOC?  Ben Slocum: Chest hair.
November 14, 2013 at 5:38 am

Now that the Penn Bookstore is about 90% apparel, Ego couldn’t help but wonder: Who’s buying all this? If that who is you, allow us to make some uniformed judgement.
November 7, 2013 at 9:20 pm

Matthew Gould is the man behind the Quaker. Underneath the mask, this dairy farming enthusiast enjoys the “occasional” chick flick, is passionate about manatees and has touched the Gutt’s butt.
November 7, 2013 at 5:55 am

Penn’s school spirit is never more evident than when ragging on our rival, Princeton. Or should we say, “rival?” We knew Princeton wouldn’t reciprocate our contentious feelings, but the big shocker: it doesn’t seem like Penn kids care, either.
November 7, 2013 at 5:07 am

1. The Crier [media-credit name="Faryn Pearl" align="alignright" width="300"][/media-credit] She has a paper due tomorrow,  she’s homesick and her dog died three years ago.
October 31, 2013 at 5:53 am

Maxwell Presser is not just the “Chief Chief” of Sphinx—he’s the guy who might save your life this weekend. As the head of MERT, Maxwell has your health in mind. Just please don’t call him Max.
October 31, 2013 at 5:44 am

Unfortunately, the average Penn student’s room does not contain a bar. So, where can you put all those bottles? Take note of the nine best places to put the alcohol that’s not already in your stomach.
October 31, 2013 at 5:00 am