Highbrow
Highbrow Can't Even: Name–Dropping
We get it, Gretchen, your dad is the inventor of Toaster Strudel. But are you realllllllllly putting your best Stuart Weitzman–clad foot forward when your fun fact at your SPEC Connaissance meeting icebreaker consists entirely of the fact that your parents donated one of the shitty study lounges in the quad? Never do you hear more “my ‘father/uncle/second–cousin/ex–boyfriend's family friend’....is ...” than during OCR.
Highbrow Campus Quiz
You're all so damn predictable.
Top 10 Things We Will Miss About Fro-Gro
An Ode to our beloved 24 hour landmark
Highbrow Can't Even: GroupMe Anxiety
You had one shot at camaraderie and messed it up with this meme.
Hit It or Quit It
Sometimes you're in, but most of the time you're out.
Overheards 03.30.17
An avid supporter of Penn Public Safety: I was so high last week that I called PennWalk to see if they would pick up my Copa
My Strange Penn Addiction: Websites You Should Realistically Not Be Spending Any Time On But Here We Are
There's more to life than Buzzfeed.
Overheards 3.23.17
Wall Street–bound Whartonite: Ugh, these jobs are all public interest, and I have no interest in helping the public.
Hit It or Quit It 3.23.17
Sometimes you're in, but most of the time you're out.
Penn Has No Chill
If we take shots, we take seven; if we study, it's for seven hours
My Strange Penn Addiction: Party Version
There's more to a late night than blacking out. Sort of.
So you don't have a five year plan
Deep breaths. It's going to be okay.
Hit It or Quit It 03.16
Sometimes you're in, but most of the time, you're out.
Overheards 02.23.17
Girl who actually knows what goes on inside of that place: Last week I threw up in Perry World House.
Highbrow Can’t Even 02.18.17
Our time is valuable and we cannot even handle you wasting it. We hate your flyers, your songs, and you.
My Strange Penn Addiction: Hidden Gems
We all do it, and it's weird.
