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The Twelve People You'll Meet During Fling

Sort of like that book "The Five People You Meet in Heaven," except not quite as enlightening.

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THE ROUND UP 04.14.16

And the freshmen all nestled in their shitty dorm beds, while visions of debauchery danced in their heads. But before we can give our Fling critique, let's look back on those mistakes made last week.

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Overheards 04.14.16

Stat Prof: Technically it's not about the size, it's how you use it.

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Highbrow Decodes Pottruck

Greek life is not the only tiered institution at Penn. 

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THE ROUND UP 04.07.16

Before you commit yourself to seeing five performing arts shows this weekend, we need to aca–tell–ya all things brunch and all–around bold. In case you need a little more than some aural fixation, the Round Up is here to satisfy your gossip cravings.

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OVERHEARDS 04.07.16

Guy in Frontera: Major in econ. The power of money compels you.

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THE ROUND UP 03.31.16

Some lucky Quakers spent this weekend hunting for eggs full of candy and chocolate bunnies; Highbrow’s here to assure you that our Easter basket caught all the sweet gossip.

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Perfecting the Art of the SABS

The quintessential guide on how to "See And Be Seen."

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OVERHEARDS 03.31.16

Guy in VP: I'm trying to buy a GSR for Theos

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​Things to Blame on the Green Jungle Juice You Drank

Ten consequences of the questionable mixed drink you downed on St. Fratty's Day.

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THE ROUND UP 03.24.16

On second thought, you might want that extra shot of whiskey in your Bailey’s. This week’s Round Up won’t go down nearly as smooth.

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OVERHEARDS 3.24.16

Queen of Wharton: I was gonna fuck this guy, but he was just so bad at negotiations that I couldn't.

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Texts from Last Night: Spring Break Edition

(570): For a second I thought the dolphin was giving head to that guy at the bar.

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How to Detox from Spring Break

Address the irreparable damage you have done to your body and your self–image.

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Round Up 03.17.16

Welcome back, spring breakers.

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Texts from Spring Break 2016

Submit your most ridiculous texts here.

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What Type of Person You Are Based on Where You Camp Out During Midterms

Van Pelt Basement – You’re a Rosenparty regular. You like to SABS and procrastinate by saying hi to all of your acquaintances and whispering shouting at a table.

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Overheards 02.25.16

Glaringly douchey frat bro on Locust: I have got to stop being so nice. Ya know, to girls that aren't hot and stuff.

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Round Up 02.25.16

Highbrow hopes your week has gone swimmingly.

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Ten Penn Rejections You Face All the Time

In order from slightly annoying to absolutely heartbreaking, here are the ten Penn rejections you face all the time.

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