Humor
Student Panicked That Window to Post “miss this view!” Spring Break Instagram Has Passed
THERE'S NO TIME FOR VSCO, OKAY??
15 reasons to darty on the weekends between St. Paddy's and Fling
Like anyone at Penn *needs* a reason
Breaking: Penn Student Sues Other Student After She Fails to Follow Through With Lunch Plans Made In Passing on Locust
OMG I'm running late but we HAVE to get lunch this week.
“PV was lit,” Says Frat Boy Whose Campus Popularity Depends on PV Being Lit
We totally believe you, Jake!
7 Mixer Themes for When You’ve Run Out of Ways to Be Classist
Anyone want to get ready for "I'm Better Than You" with me?
Girl Becomes Climate Change Activist After Realizing SAD Won't Be A Legitimate Excuse for Not Going to Class If It's Always Warm
Not the hero we need, but the one we deserve.
Moonlight Wins Oscar, Rejected ED Students Accepted to Penn
Anything can happen in 2017.
Professors Expand Meaning of “Midterm” to Include Whatever They Want
And you have one due tomorrow.
The Top Events Feb Club Should Definitely End On
It's more than just discounted tickets to Mask and Wig.
Penn Global Announces New Abroad Program on 43rd and Market
“We realized that this was probably the only area in the world that even our most privileged students haven’t had the opportunity to visit.”
On–Campus Sorority House Burns Down Because Member Discovered Her Little Is Taller than Her
They're called littles for a reason, DUH.
Fraternity Under Fire for Sending out Valentine’s Day–Themed Party Invitation to Freshmen Women
Will U Be Mine? Love, the Patriarchy.
Students Create Safe Space for Valentine’s Day
Bad vibes only
8 Romantic Valentine’s Day Items You Can Get Delivered to Your Senator
You can’t ignore me forever, Sen. McConnell!
How to Find a Soulmate at Penn
That LOVE statue is there for a reason, right?
15 Things that Probably Happen in Perry World House
One of life's bigger mysteries
Overheards
The Virgin Mary herself: What if I just become a born again virgin? People do that right?
Biden Fit to Teach Global Policy at Penn due to Tabard Connections
A Message to the Penn Community Regarding Vice President Joe Biden
